Perky Tweets – Feb 21, ’11

Bombay HC confirms death for Kasab. #realnews. Pakistan hands over the other suspects of 26/11 #fakingnews. When will this #fakingnews become the #realnews? Only time will tell. Let us be happy with the above verdict and let us have an awesome week ahead. Read the #perkytweets to keep smiling this Monday. 🙂

@whizkidd
Moving to WP7’s native Twitter client from Gravity is like stepping from a Maybach straight in to a Rickshaw.

@nut_ashes
Dear Malaria, ever heard of that cliche “If you love someone set them free”?

@ssudhirkumar
The trend is so predictable. She comes, writes a “ohh, these abusers” tweet. Rubishes everyone, and then goes to sleep

@sureshnakhua
jawarhalal was born on 14th nov tht means motilal nehru had a mindblowing celebration of valentine day tht year

@chondhe 
U knw its time 2 quit #alcohol when the missus makes masala papad 4 the aftrnoon snack n u then strt srching 4 da#whisky

@freegeek
Board outside R.A.W. office in Delhi. “Amchi kuthehi shakha nahi”

@badshah4real
How much did the operation cost? “@chari5matic: I’m not Jasmine .. I’m Aladdin”

@rameshsrivats
e match does not start till the first ball is bowled. #NoShitShastri #WC11

@amreekandesi
Is that a rainbow? Is that a Peacock? Holy mother of god, it is Mandira Bedi.

@effque
A guy just got beaten up on the streets for asking “When is the world cup going to start?” #WC11

@HelloMrPerera
heard @sreesanth36 `s father took some loan , only to pay Match fine for his performance in #WC

@DrYumYumSingh
Others get it wrong by putting the horse before the cart; we do it by putting the law before the ass.

@InstantMusings
Afridi says he feels at home in Bangladesh. Only if he had not bunked the history classes in school

@saransh_g
ROFL Now, as A Raja has been sent to Tihar Jail…will the biscuits made in Tihar jail now be called PARLE-2G ?

@daddy_san
AK Hangal walks into a Hyundai showroom and asks “Itna Sonata kyun hai bhai?”

@abhijitmajumder
This opening ceremony is fixed. Commentators clearly seem to know what shit is coming next.

@SatanBhagat
If you have an acute case of piles, do you suffer from Arsenal?

@23jacob
What do you want to do? Invade Maldives?#IndiCommandos

@_AnujG
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 322 words. #perkytweets

@Devashish26
If you wanna dump a guy, #CWC is the best time. He won’t feel a thing till it ends.

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