Singapore government arrests Sajid Khan at the airport as he was returning back to India. The officials are tight lipped about the reason for his arrest but our sources say that the government officers were so pissed with his jokes at the Zee Cine Awards that they decided to brainwash him. #fakingnews. Here was a trailer to what you can expect from our #perkytweets this Monday. Read now!!
@OyeHooye
I’m not doing a crime .. I’m just tweeting n smiling at my TL .. stop looking at me nearby passengers #embarassing :
@StUMESH
MILF- MOTHER I LOVE FRIDAYS…
@maxdavinci
Reservoir dogs is such a bad copy of Kaante!
@gkhamba
Now turning on the TV to hear Hindi anchors pronounce Djokovic.
@philotweepic
Bought a new cell phone: It has a rocket launcer, a grinding machine & a toaste maker too
@Roflindian
Insurance for politicians come with a Money Black Policy.
@appadappajappa
Abhishek Bachchan’s DNA interview screams “Ash and I are not a couple package” ROFL xP
@Joydas
The Great Khali, commenting on the Incidents in Egypt, said ‘Ablajamsk kalabalm inglabhak thadhalsk’
@TheOnlyAnil
1980 ka nahi 2010 ka batao RT@filmfare Best Actor Male (Critics) – Rishi Kapoor #filmfareawards
@pragmatic_d
Democracy is the answer. Now, what was the question?
@abhishekmadan
Religious anger can neither be quelled nor is it ever forgotten. After all, incense sticks.
@Maahi_Ve
Ailla! Just got this DM: Are you free for the rest of your life, because I want a wife?
@punvati
Starve your slave and he shall protest. Because an empty vassal makes the most noise.
@chuck_gopal
Dear Reliance. 21 MB/s speed. 50 MB data limit. Nicely done.
@JayHind
So an unwell Sonia G didn’t attend the R-Day function. Thankgod they didn’t postpone the R-Day till she is well again
@taklooman
Marriage is the ritual that converts a normal man into a device that holds purses outside the women’s washrooms
@alimaxout
Main aur meri tanhayee, aksar yeh baatein karte hai… Ki agar tum Niira Radia hoti, free ki publicity mill jaati… #radiagate #perkytweets
@ritzk15
Q. What did PC sing to the IT officials raiding her house? Ans. Darrrlingg! Ek se Chaar, Chaar se Aath karne do!;D @madversity#perkytweets
@AmbaniParody
UFO landed in India, Aliens came out. One Man saw them and asked ‘tumhara UFO kitne deti he’ #Mileage #Perkytweets
@TaiyouSun
Why r we so worried about Egypt? Other than buried treasure i do not dream of anything else found in Egypt. #perkytweetss
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