One of our Jasoos Indian Bloggers mailed us this morning saying that after a long time Karuna removed his glasses to see what is ‘really’ happening around him. It seems he has decided to take sanyas from Politics (only till the next elections). He has also decided to marry Jaya to form a formidable ‘coal’ition to thwart Congress away from the southern state.
No offence meant, just a few smiles! On a similar note, here are the #perkytweets for this week to drive away your Monday blues. Read on.
@spydruler
If people could spit Tar, there would be no potholes in Mumbai!#perkytweets ……………………………….
@_eMeNeF_
@m_ibbrahim ‘Shiela Ki Jawani’ …cashing in on Delhi Cm’s name?? #JustAsking #TeesMaarKhan ……………………………………………………………………………………..
@PsychoMaan
3 stages in d life of a woman– 1 baby 2 bebo 3 bebe #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………
@puneetleo
BREAKING NEWS: PM finally breaks silence: The only 2G I know is Sonia G and Rahul G…#Perkytweets #fb………………………………………………………………………………………
@aniekaitjesu
Madhavan in RHTDM – Mech Engg student. Madhavan in 3 Idiots – Mech Engg student…9 Saal me bhi B.E. nahi kar paaya..batao! #perkytweets………………………………. …………………………….
@gkmaestro
Professor: Dear Students,I know when you’re texting. Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles #perkytweets
@subhadeep
Parents call me by nickname RAJA. But neither I’m a real Raja (king) nor I’ve earned so fast like Mr.A.Raja π #perkytweets ………………………………………………….
@adicrazy
My exercise routine? Drunk dancing for warm up and shopping for cardio. #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
@juhi_shubhi
My cellphone is full of Rajnikanth messages and now, I don’t need a charger. #PerkyTweets ………………………………………………….………………………………………..
@adi_niki
Some say you don’t know what you have until it’s gone..well I know what I had and I’m glad it’s gone! π #perkytweets ……………………………… ………………………………
@AuraofDreams
It takes years of perseverance and hard work to earn credibility. And a tapped phone conversation to lose it in a day. #perkytweets
@raapchick
A headache only proves i still haven’t lost it completely. #perkytweets is it ? ……………………………………………
@varunrayas
Yashrajafilms’s next movie is “Raja band baaja baarat”. The sad thing is its not a 3d , but 2g movie! #perkytweets ……………………………………………
@jinesh007
I bet Ashmit will introduce himself to Pamela as an ‘Independent Short-Film maker’ π @jhunjhunwala #perkytweets #bb4……………………………… …………………………….
@anaggh
At 43 pamela gets 2.5 crore for 3 days!! Clearly silicon has greater ROI than gold! #perkytweets……………………………
@dibyabttb
Pamela Anderson has arrived in Bigg Boss 4. The show of beeps may just turn into the show of blurs. π #perkytweets ………………………………………………………
@crucifire
Judging by how Mark was and what chicks go thru on the site, the movie shud have been called ‘The Shoshan Network’ #perkytweets #fb
@kvenugopalmenon
#ONaamDassMundya Obama Osama Satyabhama Ashwathama Okori Cheema P K Verma Mahanama Rama all had vices#perkytweets
@dunkdaft
Whenever I read headline with ‘A.Raja’ , i feel its coming from redlight area. π #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………
@satanbhagat
The Vatican sent a memo to all its priests: “When in Rome, don’t do as Roman Polanski does.” #perkytweets ………………………………………………………………………….
@BwahahaO_o
Latest news, you need to have a 36 inch + TV to be able to watch #bb4 #perkytweets #bwahaha
We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam (To view how the t-shirts look like, visit our facebook page at http://facebook.com/blogadda). The winners last time were @senthyagu @madversity & @TaiyouSun and were chosen by @crucifire with these winning Perky Tweets.