It has been one week since the world cup got over. We are sure many of you would have got used to watching those football matches in the night and then waking up to Monday Blues. π By now researchers are researching on the fact that #perkytweets are the solution for Monday blues. Tonnes and tonnes of people are contributing to #perkytweets everyday and three out of them win personalized T shirts every week from Infibeam.
@SrBachchan
T63 -“A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car” ………………………………………..
@DrYumYumSingh
Yes, send in Morse code: “Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Ka” & get mr Gilani’s reply.
@wittophile
Baba Black sheep….. Sheep: “U Racist”!! #perkytweets .………………………………………
@rishibaldawa
There was a time when “someone is following me” used to be a bad thing… #perkytweets
@gowravshenoy
Behind every successful woman there s a satisfied man. Behind every satisfied woman there s a exhausted man. #perkytweets
@CaappuccinO
Men feel comfy carrying a girl weighing 45-50 kg but very difficult to carry a 14.2 kg gas cylinder!! @nattysingh #perkytweets
@geeky_
fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails. Girl are you sure you aren’t MADE IN CHINA #perkytweets
@silv3rglee
Kya aap close-up karte hain? Nahin? Toh kya door-door se hi sab ho jata hai? Bhai wah – technology ke bhi kya kehne! #perkytweets
@TaiyouSun
I want inception to happen to night, but I am not finding the right girl for it. #perkytweets
@umbellicose
its funny..every crook I meet wants to tell me how much I’m just like them.. #perkytweets
@0__1
That day he tattooed his gf’s name on his chest. & today by looking at that his daughter asked him “do u luv me so much dad?” #perkytweets
@candinam
Breaking News: The Economy is so bad, a Truck load of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. #PerkyTweets #notjustsaying
@ankitcools
Surveys are always helpful ONLY if you read them! ………………………………………………….
@Inglorious_Engg
“What Vijay Maliya earns in a month,Ambani earns in a day. But what Vijay Maliya spends in a day,Ambani spends in a month” #perkytweets
@_AnujG
A True Music Lover: A Girl Singing While Taking a Bath in the Bathroom & a Boy at the Keyhole is using His Ears, Not His Eyes #Perkytweets
@Roflindian
What do you call a beautiful and sexy Chinese butterfly? Tit Lee π #perkytweets
@PrernaMunshi
“Orkutiyas modified” :- They no more ask your age but ask you questions that give them an idea about your age! π #PerkyTweets
@zoooni
Man: why did u mak girls so beautiful god: so tht u cn luv them man: y did u mak thm so dumb God:so tht thy cn luv u! #perkytweets #fb
@frozenwell
They say when one door shuts close another opens.So b careful of what u plan to do in a closed room π #Perkytweets
@panku_
I suggest ‘MTV’ to change their name to ‘Empty V’. .………………………………..
@bhalomanush
Deepak Chopra is the Deepak Chopra of quantum physics. ………………………………………
@DingDongMong
I want to throw a tantrum but there’s no one to catch it. ………………………………………
We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam. Last week the winners were @sidin, @gabbbarsingh, @inglorious_engg.
Just two days left to know your thoughts on ‘Indian Media‘. Participate in the contest now! Also, do not miss reading the wonderful interview with Tikuli Dogra.