Perky Tweets – Jun 14, ’10

Last week we thought the rains have arrived but then realized that it was PMS (Pre Monsoon Showers). Today however it looks like the heaven is going to open its tank and discharge all the water over us. It is going to pour today. The Mondays are going to be more awesome thanks to the rains and #perkytweets.

@SahilRiz
In Soviet Russia, links shorten you ……………………………………….. ……………………………….

@navinpai
Steve se keh dena ki SiliconValleywaalon ne paagal kutton ke saamne proprietary code daalna band kar diya hai…#GeekSholay

@daaku
Wife to husband on suhgraat: “dont come near me. I promised my mom i’ll leave all this after marriage.”

@bharkadatta
Kiran More X Raveena Tandon = Kareena Moron?? ………………………………………..…………………………………….

@TheHumerus
Too much importance makes you impotent ……………………………………………………………………………..

@chill_ara
In God we trust. On medical cover we survive. …………………………………………

@CruciFire
Whenever a fan dies somewhere, Crompton Greaves! .………………………………………..

@touserpandi
Is Germany the short form for ‘GEneRally MANY’ ? #perkytweets …………………………………………

@silv3rglee
Sign outside a funeral home: Drive carefully, we’ll wait. #perkytweets …………………………………………

@JWalia
If I be the GOD for one day, I’ll make a world where, by default, girls will spend money on guys. #perkytweets

@aficionado10
is now feeling sleepy but he has to study n principle of his life is love ur bed, its ur temple!! #perkytweets

@Gkhamba
Socially responsible tweet of the day – Don’t pull out a chair for your woman. Let her be the feminist and do it on her own

@dibyabttb
Agr GndhiG k TYM me AIDS Hota To Kya Hota? Ek Aur Bandar Niche Hath Laga k Baitha Hota Aur Kehta “BURA MAT KARO

@gkmaestro
A Friend asked me on IM “what does IDK stand for?” I said “I dont know” she replied “omg! nobody does!!!!” LOL…. #perkytweets

@Bishnubg
Boss is an overpaid watchman, whose only job is to watch his subordinates. #perkytweets

@candinam
Reminder for those singles in search for a mate: be careful. cause nowadays, ruler is the only thing left that is STRAIGHT #perkytweets

@CaappuccinO
Wife: ‘What do U lk most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’Husband:after looking her up & dn, ‘I lk yr sense of humor!’ #perkytweets

@nkitg
Barbara mori said, “thank god i donno hindi otherwise i also had 2 watch Kites” #perkytweets

@Manjukri
Sachin just touched balaji’s ball and it went out of the boundary.. #perkytweets …………………………………………

@iJohnsonPR
At the beginning 0f a relationship,every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD… Later somehow the alphabets get reversed!!! 😉

@venky_mankey
AIR INDIA wouldnt fare well in #Baseball their employees “Strike out” #perkytweets

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Just two days left to participate in the ‘My First Crush‘ contest. Also, do not miss reading the wonderful interview of Ramesh Srivats.