Perky Tweets — Apr. 19, ‘10

Aaj Somvaar hain bhidu!! How has the start been to the week? How was the weekend or should we ask how has the transition been from weekend to a weekday? Hope it has been smooth. Everyone likes to end their day on a good note. There is a new age saying ‘Read the #perkytweets before going to sleep and it will increase your life by a few years’. Want to live longer? Well, live happily rather. Read the #perkytweets now from the best twitter users from India.

@adicrazy
I was once in love with work. However, we’ve filed for a trial separation. #perkytweets

@prateekgupta
What Song Himesh wud sing for the PM- Tera Tera Tera Tharoor ………………..……………….

@shebanx
#ChuckNorris doesn’t actually write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear. #perkytweets

@Shakti_Shetty
We’ll soon know for sure that Sunanda Pushkar is Shashi Tharoor’s External Affairs! #perkytweets

@v_shakthi
When Tharoor said “Kochi ko push kar ” , he never imagined it would get him sacked #perkytweets

@omkardash
Indulge in women, weapon and drug trafficking. Then make cricket your business. Be Mean. Be Modi. #perkytweets

@raulsail
Law of conservation of knwledge:According to ths law, knwledge before the lecture and aftr the lecture always remains constant. #perkytweets

@prempiyush
Pepsi seriously thinks that Average Youngistan IQ is an imaginary number. #perkyTweets

@Risty1108
An US returned desi might also look for sugar-free Red Bulls and Budwisers, but wud have to a lot of searchin to find ’em. #perkytweets

@SnehalKul
Impotence-natures way of saying no hard feelings #perkytweets ………………………………..

@mapsiddiqui
Typical for a #desi – always says “pardon” instead of “i beg your pardon” #perkytweets

@nkitg
Q: what would arnold Schwarzenegger name his abortion clinic ? A: “Hasta la vista Baby!” #perkytweets #bad #PJ

@_eMeNeF_
Q: Which is the fav place for all Bewada log in America? Ans: ‘Batli’more (NJ) #Perkytweets

@FriendsOfBooks
Husband: ‘Nothing Steve Jobs ever creates could fully replace you in my life’ I think I should be happy. #perkytweets

@schmmuck
Aaaaaaand the Double D’s have initiated self destruct mode.. #ipl #perkytweets

@chin80
Lalit Modi has put both his feet in his mouth. No wonder he tweets so much! #perkytweets

@RockIshtaar
The Perfect E-mail Id : Ididurgf@myhouse.com #perkytweets ………………………………..…….

@Syler_mi4
Q: what would arnold Schwarzenegger name his abortion clinic ? A: “Hasta la vista Baby!” #perkytweets #bad #PJ rt @nkitg

@pkgulati
Says ‘check’ instead of ‘bill’ RT @silv3rglee: Things a US-returned desi does: says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”. #perkytweets

@nitinr30
Surekha 2 ST-Told ya nt 2 push me 2 bid 4 #Kochi #IPL. C d trble nw. ST- Wht 2 do.Ur surname only said “Push-kar”. So I did. 🙁 #PerkyTweets

@bharathstays
The young want to change the world, the old want to change the young. Its a pity and pretty petty! #perkytweets

@Silv3rglee
Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash. He’s married. #perkytweets …….…….…….

@subhadeep
Whats common between Iceland volcano & Jr Bachchan? Both have Ash in common 🙂 lol #perkytweets

@tam007
The idea of Earth Hour might have been stolen from the Indian Power Cuts. 😉 #perkytweets

Wow! It’s so much fun compiling these tweets for you as much as it is reading them. Great going guys. Make your tweets more perkier, more creative and more fun.

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