Perky Tweets – Mar. 8, ‘10

BlogAdda's perky TweetsITU (Indian Twitter Users) – India, conducted a survey on how many people suffer from Monday Blues and how do they overcome it? The results which came out were very surprising indeed as 90% of them responded saying that our #perkytweets are responsible to drive away their Monday blues. As one of the twitter users said  @cubicile_blues said ‘I luv reading #perkytweets. U guys r awesome. It has rarely happened that I read a perkytweet & didnt smile’.

@sidin
If any newspaper should have had a hole in it one morning, it should be Mint imho.

@stupidusmaximus
Hrithik was clapping along to Sallu’s dance, while thinking “Loser. My extra thumb can dance better.” #Filmfare

@jhunjhunwala
For every oscar won by Avatar this year , 10 should be given to Kamal Hassan’s Dashavatar.

@ujj
gotta admit fellas.. this chance pe dance thingy is almost as exciting as Vijay Hazare cup with Arun Lals commentary

@anaggh
Om Nithyananda Swamiye Namaha RT this NOW. u’ll get a supermodel within 1 week.. If u dont u will go 2 bed only with ur wife

@rameshsrivats
Thank God, Aamir Khan didn’t opt for a hockey match in Lagaan. We’d have still been paying tax to the British.

@amkhanji
Why did Priyanka recently go to Twitter HQ? A. To get permission for spamming about #ndtvgreenathon #ifm *ROFL*

@PolitelyPink
Grumpy buffalo on the road. Lonely and blue. Seeks no attention.  ……………………………………………………….

@Prernasiddharth
How can a guy wear barbie pink, ride a scooty pep and still pass sleazy looks at passing girls!

@twilightfairy
with such exotic “all ladies” discounts for tomorrow, lesbians r the winners! :p .…………………………………………………….

@wewakesaynoy
NO! Eating Parle-G does not make you a tiger, thereby increasing tiger numbers in India…

@madversity
The two losers will give relief party #rahulmahajan ……………………………………………………..

@gauravmanik
Where can I buy injectable common sense !!!! #perkytweets ……………………………………………………..

@cubicile_blues
Compliments for #womenday are the proof that Indian men will not leave a single chance to talk with women.

@silv3rglee
TWeekend mantra: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,floor! #perkytweets ……………………………………………………..

@nishantways
ND Tiwary’s Team in #IPL2010 – Andhra NIGHT Riders #PerkyTweets ……………………………………………………..

@RockIshtaar
Twitter’s new ad Motto for India- “Desi Celebs” – OnlyAvailable here! #perkytweets ……………………………………………………..

@subhadeep
If Rahul M hosts the @mtvindia SELECT, the callers will be given list of gals to play not songs. #perkytweets

@nishantways
Feeling hot hot hot! ..literally (oops!).. i mean coz of the weather..#perkytweets  ……………………………………………………..

@v_shakthii
Q: What will Kareena be called if she becomes Apple’s Brand Ambassador ? A: iBebo ! #perkytweets

@laapata
Retweeted for @ShaadiDotCom #corollary nobody is proven married untill caught with wife 😉 #perkytweets

@rjshrikant
..and THAT is the newest fan page on FB! 😛 #perkytweets RT @MrShri: #iWish people stop creating stupid fan pages on #facebook

@pankajahuja1011
Twitter is so unlike real life.Not once in real life has a girl thanked me for following her. They normally contact the cops.! #perkytweets

@wraith_ness
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot their pill And now there’s little Frankie #perkytweets

@tam007
You are not eligible to be on Social Networking sites if u hav failed in “Social Studies”subject in your SSLC exam #perkytweets

@pratikshadake
Thought that if Twitter was a job we would all be rich! #perkytweets  ……………………………………………………..

@dunkdaft
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students. #perkytweets  ……………………………………………………..

@zoooni
girl: how much will this dress cost ? guy: just one kiss. girl ok pack it my grandmother will pay ! #perkytweets #funny

@frozenwell
you dont google ‘my wife’ when she goes missing,you tweet to celebrate 😛 #perkytweets  ……………………………………………………..

@ikaveri
I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonald’s… I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it. ……………………………………………………..

Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – each one of you is simply superb!

Do not forget to read the interview of one of India’s s Funniest bloggers Arnab Ray aka ‘Greatbong’.

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