Monday is here! Another week beckons us! At the start of the week, how many of us make weekly resolutions and things to do? Were you able to accomplish it by the end of the week? But yes, if you have a smiling start to the week, we can promise you that your week will also end in a smiling note for sure. This is the effect #perkytweets has over many of the regulars. We have the best tweets for Retweets, potential status messages and opportunity to make new friends! Here are this week’s #perkytweets
just understood from the Volkswagen ads that each car is as good as ten autorickshaws – VOLKSWAGEN. DAS AUTO. #perkytweets
RT @ani_aset facebook status 9th jan : If you don’t put your colour in your status, I’ll assume you’re not wearing any. #perkytweets
Protecting your tweets is a bit like walking fully dressed into a nudist camp.!! 😉 #perkytweets
Worrying Works!! 90% of the things I worry about never happen #perkytweets
…a pal just messaged me this “da if u remember my orkut id forward, i forgot.i know de password though”#perkytweets
Only place where a guy gets a thanks for following a gal is twitter 🙂 #perkytweets
#perkyTweets by the way, my wife says I talk in my sleep. I’m confused, nobody at work has ever mentioned it. 😛
Screw the Gateway, local train travel shud b sold as a tourist experience.. Mumbai #ftw #perkytweets
They say ‘Till death do us part’. That ain’t a promise, they just set a goal! #perkytweets
Only True frenz stand by u during bad times…I promise i will attend ur wedding. #perkytweets #humour
All men are born MILLIONAIRES by their sperm counts & even those are spent on WOMEN #perkytweets
The Lord gave us the power to procreate. So, let’s practice! #perkytweets
Tiger Woods thanks NDTiwari, who in turn is thanks SPS Rathore, who is waiting 2 thank someone 2 take it forwrd – media pl help #perkytweets
Just renamed my home wireless network to “DearNeighborIKnowWhereYouHadSexLastNight”
Dear friends, please stop watching Avatar for the 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. Some of us can’t get tickets to watch it 1st time
to the lady in very very heavy makeup who just passed by: this is a music festival, not a glow in the dark competition.
She says, “He’s fat just like you. You should be knowing him!”. IT IS NOT A FUCKING CLUB!
thanks to the #umbra thingy, FB has decided to rename the site as Fake Boob!
Resume of a girl who applied for a job opening — Objective: “Looking for a long-term relationship.” ROFL
BREAKING NEWS: Mumbai politicians demand that Victorias Secret be referred to as Chhatrapati Shivaji’s Secret
Incest: Something the whole family can do together! #perkytweets
“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.” goes a saying. Same thing applies on Twitter! Make someone smile with your #perkytweets.