The last week of 2009 is here. We are sure this year would have been great for all of you. Was it perky enough? Did you enjoy reading our perky tweets? We intend to spread smiles all around the year and one of our endeavours has been through our Perky Tweets. Here are the last edition of #perkytweets for the year 2009. At the onset, we would like to congratulate all the wonderful people whose tweets made so many people smile. Some of them have been fortunate for their tweets were read out on Radio One FM, Mumbai and so many of them won goodies. We are going to make 2010 very interesting for you, friends. Make sure your tweets are original and they make people smile, and in turn, we promise to make you happy!
@oldmonkMGM
Shiv sena rewards the Delhi pitch curator saying they could not have done it better #perkytweets
@sizzler_chetan
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. #perkytweets
@Desininja
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. #perkytweets
@kmadvani
Even after the invention of Google Translate, women cannot be understood !! #perkytweets
@nehamehta09
I was singing “Pyaar Impossible..” My dad:” Beta pyaar impossible hi rakhna tum ” 😛 lol
@syler_mi4
i had a terrible schooling.. i attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers!! 🙂 #perkytweets @anoobrazak
@raulsail
There is no would(wood) in sex #perkytweets ………………………………………………………………
@nithinjayan
I’d 2 interrupt a call once tellin “I’m inside a theatre”,soon got a message “oops forgot, was that an OperationTh.or a Cinema?”#perkytweets
@subhadeep
Sita ram hai to sita kaun hai ??????????? * Sita memory hai (ram=random access memory yar./) #perkytweets
@v_shakthi
I think N.D.Tiwari should start endorsing Thirty+ and Revital , he is a celebrity now ! #perkytweets
@dunkdaft
I am Mr.India !!! See, even Google tells me ‘I’m Invisible’ !! #perkyTweets ……………………………………
@shoaib88
One good thing about Avatar in India is that we’l be spared a funny title for the Hindi version #Perkytweets
@prateekgupta
I desperately wanted to learn procrastination, tried once during childhood..Postponing it to tomorrow since then #perkytweets
@eyemanut87
It’s annoying how Gmail chat doesn’t have an ROFL or LMAO emoticon. I have to make do with :D. Not cool. #fail
@lavsmohan
I’m getting 80% discount on Viagra cause I’m a most valued customer. Dude, spam mail is awesome.
@shanu8
Pratibha Patel cancels her trip to hyderabad. She is afraid to meet Tiwari. ……………………………………
@jhunjhunwala
ND Tiwari plans to start own web XXX comic strip,will partner Savita Bhabhi as Tiwari Bhaiyya
@thecomicproject
#fakingnews Pope upset at being knockd down by woman when elsewhere an 85yo is still capable of knocking up women
@notytony
People with hay fever will never crib during Christmas. ……………………………
@mariyaness
If 2012 was shot in chennai, they wouldn’t have needed sfx for cracked and battered roads :/………………… ………….
@shwethz8311
3 idiots tickets cost Rs.300/-…. its like spending 100 bucks per idiot! ……………………………………
@cubicle_blues
I want to block few ppl but unfortunately they are not on twitter.
Hope you liked the last edition of the #perkytweets for the year 2009. In 2010, we will be back to make you smile and drive away your Monday blues. Hope you have read the awesomeness interview of ‘The Alter Ego of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala‘. Also do check out our acclaimed weekly picks.