Perky Tweets – Sep. 21, ’09

Eid Mubarak to all our Muslim readers. The whole team at BlogAdda wishes you all and may you have an awesome year ahead. Co-incidentally the colour of the day in the Navratri festival is white and people celebrating Eid wear white as well. Is this some sign from god that he wants peace and prosperity and no one should fight in the name of Religion? It is time for celebration and sevaiyaan. It is time for #perkytweets as well.

@amitvarma
What’s the difference between Twitter and the Lok Sabha? Twitter allows 140 characters — the LS allows 552.

@i_am_Av
A non-working clock shows the correct time twice a day … jeez i almost got my arse screwed coz of that

@suppandi
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. 😉 ……………………………………………………..

@notytony
On Facebook the “Very Hard Grammar Quiz” description reads “check you’re level of english grammar” #fail

@DeepakJason
ROFL: I’m beginning to love this. Next all the ministers should skip 2 meals a day and wear same clothes for a week

@msnarain
This girl addressed me as rockstar on gtalk. I was elated. She then said that it was the wrong window. Lol

@nwaz_a
2 my hubby i said ” mwaah” he had a scared look ?the entire staff @office was put on google to find details & how much this will cost him?

@varunshridhar
Change is inevitable, except from the bus conductors!………………………………………………………………………………..

@hkparmar
1 Ladka “Bulb” Ke Uper Apne Baap Ka Naam Likh Raha Tha. 1Admi Ne Pucha “KyaKarRaheHo” Ladka:Mere Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kar RahaHu

@sudeepshukla
To err is human, to forgive is not a company policy  ……………………………………………………………………………….

@RonakBhagdev
In a Gynecologist’s Hospital : “Specialist in women and other diseases.” #perkytweets

@smilingal
88.96% of statistics are self made.. 😀 😀 #perkytweets …………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………….

@1slim_shady
In God I trust ! All others must pay cash !!! #perkytweets  …………………………………………………………………..

@prateekgupta
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before #perkytweets

@CruciFire
Jay’s WOTD – CircumSeize – Grab onto an opportunity depending on circumstances #perkytweets #fb

@sandyssn
Teacher: If I see a man beating up a donkey & I stop him, what virtue will I be showing? Students: Brotherly love #perkytweets

@nkitg
what is the similarity between supermarket salesman and loksabha speaker? … both of them are surrounded by items. #perkytweets #FB

@mayankkrishna
Theory of Political Evolution: Holy Cows team up with Monkeys to reproduce Bakras. #perkytweets……………….

@shan_adhicary
My ipod filed a sexual abuse complaint against me.. said I was fingering it without its consent.. #perkytweets #fastestfingerfucked

@AmiAhuja
My husband and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ……………………………………………………………………………

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Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂