We are into our 63 year of Independence. In the Independence Day speech our PM promised us as always growth and prosperity. We have the second largest population in the world. We can do wonders if we get united and work towards the growth of our country. 62 years ago we got independence because we were united and we can do wonders if we get united again leaving aside all animosity. Let us take a step and do something. For now we have all the tweets united for you at a single place called #perkytweets to make you go ROFL this Monday.
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children#perkytweets
— dunkdaft β’ (@dunkdaft) August 16, 2009
My Wife told me to rub from inside and rub it hard …. She felt a lot better after it. I was giving her a head massage #mlia #perkytweets
— Chirag Jog (@chirag_jog) August 16, 2009
if i get a paisa every time shekhar kapoor weeps on camera … I'll be a millionaire soon #perkytweets #fb
— A (@nkitg) August 14, 2009
What would Shiney Ahuja be called, if he got struck with Swine Flu? ………….Swiney Ahuja. π # PJs #PerkyTweets
— Nitin Ramrakhyani (@nitinr30) August 14, 2009
https://twitter.com/softykid/statuses/3309224343
#perkytweets – What are the chances of me allowing my wife to choose which TV channel we watch tonight? Remote.
— David (@bejafry) August 13, 2009
It takes me a crushed bone to screw me up not a Piggybacking Virus #perkytweets
— Prateek Gupta (@prateekgupta) August 13, 2009
RT @yearning4d_sky @prateekgupta: I told her "I want to give myself to you!" She replied "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." #perkytweets
— β’ (@arabicaah) August 13, 2009
For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet!Β π
ROTFL! RT @bigfatphoenixRT @prateekgupta: I asked her "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" She replied "Do not enter!!!" #perkytweets
— Vishal (@vishal_c) August 12, 2009
https://twitter.com/Sumeet/statuses/3265637384
https://twitter.com/shamz911/statuses/3265347067
hehehe. u log out 1st π RT @PavanKumar: BREAKING: Swine Flu can spread thru sms and tweets. Everyone Log Off… #perkytweets
— Deepak Jain (@DJain1989) August 12, 2009
I am scared of wearing my "I <3 S F" Tshirt, the Virus may think I love Swine Flu π #perkytweets
— Abhishek Thakkar (@thakkar) August 12, 2009
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised #perkytweets
— Utkarsh Gosain (@UtkarshGosain) August 11, 2009
U got Sex Appeal…U got Class…U got Moves…U got da Face, da Body….sh*t…I got wrong number…SORRY #perkytweets
— Paras Shah (@parashah91) August 10, 2009
SRK won't seek apology from US. LOL! Who'd apologize to him anyway! Liked Tharoor's comments, though.
— Rajesh J Advani (@rajeshja) August 16, 2009
https://twitter.com/DeepXP/statuses/3343639597
ROFL American Embassy announcement "H1N1 is not a type of Visa. Dont apply for it!"
— Kunal (@KunalSheth) August 15, 2009
Overheard at grocers. Do u have butter crotch ice cream?
— mojosanjay (@mojosanjay) August 16, 2009
https://twitter.com/b50/statuses/3306696221
there are some people who i wish would keep the mask on, even after the mania has passed π
— manu prasad (@manuscrypts) August 13, 2009
Rakhi spilt with Elesh , he wanted to go to a fair , she thought he had an affair ! JEEJUS !! #perkytweets
— Shakthi Vadakkepat (@v_shakthi) August 17, 2009
How wasΒ the #perkytweets experience? Some of the experiences reported are, falling off the chair, sudden bursts of laughter looking at the screen. Have you done something like this?
Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:
- Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
- People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
- They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
- Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
- Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! π
Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not? For others we will have the podcast of the same. We also have an all exclusive interview of Shobhaa De. For all her fans this is a must read.
Yupppie iWon!!!