Monday is here π . For all those who spent sleepless nights after watching Rakhi Ka Swayamvar and have had a bad start to the week. We are here to perk you up so that you have a great week ahead. This week we have got some amazing tweets which will make you ROFL and we have decided to make you laugh throughout the day . Here is the first part of the Perky Tweets. Miss Malini you have a lot to read and laugh today. π
Update: Another set of #perkytweets added!
Q: What did Santa do when Banta threw a grenade at him? A: He pulled the pin out and threw it back. #perkytweets
— Baby Llama (@gunducci) July 27, 2009
#pickupline for a gourmet "I wonder what you taste like ?" #perkytweets
— A (@nkitg) July 22, 2009
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car #perkytweets
— $udeep (@oldmonk_says) July 28, 2009
ROFL "i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section"
— Kunal (@KunalSheth) July 28, 2009
#perkytweets How do communists greet each other on IMs? LOL Salaam π #fb
— Jay (@CruciFire) July 31, 2009
RT @cheezo: seen on a guy's tshirt: human bomb.. thought of asking whether he farts a lot…. feared of getting gassed. #mlia #perkytweets
— Chirag Jog (@chirag_jog) August 1, 2009
Deepika should not join Twitter. Arre bhai, chidiya ko ped pasand hai, Tower nahi π #perkytweets
— dunkdaft β’ (@dunkdaft) August 3, 2009
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. My seat folded up and my drink spilled.
— Shakthi Vadakkepat (@v_shakthi) August 1, 2009
Getting out of bed was easy, waking up however, is a different story altogether.
— Kishore Bhargava (@KishoreBhargava) August 1, 2009
now if only we can get #jeejus to trend.. I'm sure the pope will call for an emergency meeting tomorrow in vatican city..
— That Goan Guy (@schmmuck) August 2, 2009
Due to amazing response to the #perkytweets. We are going with two parts, the second part would be be live by 3 pm.. Watch out for this space only π
Now Updated! Another set of smiles! π
https://twitter.com/b50/statuses/3071420626
https://twitter.com/_neophile/status/3071331671
HIM: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?" HER: "Because you're never home when it happens."
— Dr. Sanjay Arora PhD (@chiefsanjay) July 31, 2009
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. π π
— stuti rajvanshi (@stuti_) July 31, 2009
Overheard a discussion where two people were debating whether Mehbooba Mufti is menopausing or PMSing.
— Mahafreed Irani (@mahafreed) July 29, 2009
Just heard someone saying "kahan jaun bose-d-k" in reply to honking. #delhi #traffic #rain
— Shekhar Govindarajan (@shekharg) July 27, 2009
When they said to you at graduation: "follow your dream," did anyone ask you to wake up first?
— Neo B. (@neobluepanther) August 3, 2009
https://twitter.com/vimoh/statuses/3069200649
https://twitter.com/Its_INDIA/statuses/2948101040
LOL, written on the profile of @seanpercival : Did you know HTML stands for How To Make Love?
— Pooja Lapasia (@poojalapasia) July 31, 2009
https://twitter.com/hypnosh/statuses/2925355395
RT @KritiA ROFL!!!!!!! RT @FoosaSingh Your Daily TwatScope : Your key planet Uranus will give you problems in your Uterus.
— niravj (@niravj) July 28, 2009
"Marriage may be made in heaven, but the maintenance must be done on earth." #perkytweets
— Ashu Mittal πΈ (@AshuMittal) August 3, 2009
LMAO RT @prolificd: Dear prospective landlord, we're just renting your apartment, not marrying your daughters.
— mElon Musk (@creatitwitty) July 30, 2009
The #perkytweets effect is gripping the Twitter world like a wildfire. Due to the amazing response this one ran into two parts. Hope you are enjoy reading them.
Do read the earlier #PerkyTweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ on Radio One tonight at 9 pm. All Mumbaities, tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini.
Have you read the interview with Suchitra Krishnamoorthi as yet?
Heh, made it to the list…. π
I’d go with Vimoh’s and Foosa’s.. π Cheezo is awesome too! π