Perky Tweets – Jul. 20, ’09

The previous week winners to #perkytweets were the lucky few to catch the Harry Potter 6 Premiere :). We are here to make your Mondays Perkier – you read/listen to this and your whole week  becomes productive, sounds fun, eh?

Our Perky Tweets will make your Monday a happy one and your tweets win goodies as well, courtesy Radio One & BlogAdda. Do not forget to  tune in to 94.3 FM Radio One tonight and listen to the perky tweets read out by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’.  Follow us on twitter to know who are the lucky ones to win the goodies from Radio One 🙂

has India TV starting showing special show on "Shahruk ka ghar khatre mein.. band stand hua paani paani" ?? #mumbairains

— Sukhdeep Singh (@s4sukhdeep) July 14, 2009

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night #perkytweets

— $udeep (@oldmonk_says) July 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/MrsSonaL/status/2628836197

Q – Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? Ans – The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!

— EPG (@ektz) July 13, 2009

from a PS postcard : when i was younger, i didn't kill myself because i had to know how harry potter ended. #perkytweets

— A (@nkitg) July 13, 2009

Dur se dekha to Sunny tha, Dur se dekha to Sunny tha, Main pass hi Nahi Gaya ! #sunnyfacts #perkytweets

— Ronak Bhagdev (@RonakBhagdev) July 13, 2009

What if "tube" was a swear word? People would say, "Shut up you tube!"

— Vijayendra Mohanty (@vimoh@mastodon.social) (@vimoh) July 17, 2009

For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet!  😛

perkytweets2906

LOL. So now Mallika brought India to Twitter? Oh ya. And I introduced the search algorithm to Google. Sheesh. WTF. #FAIL.

— Anupam Gupta (@b50) July 17, 2009

ROFL : REason – the stand in sweeper lady – is a beauty with fantastic fig & face (WwOOt) , Shiney You sure will have company soon

— David (@bejafry) July 17, 2009

A doc told a mallu to put burnol on his burnt thighs and have viagra.. Why viagra he asked? It will keep your lungi away.! #nooffence

— Schantalu (@tantanoo) July 15, 2009

Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

— Vipesh V (@Vipesh) July 15, 2009

Row row row Ur boat, gently down the stream and if u see the BMC don't forget to scream! Aaaaaaaa

— Shakti Salgaokar (@shaaqT) July 14, 2009

A single male guppy fish needs 5 female guppies for best of their survival in a fish tank. Lol

— Ritesh Ambastha (@riteshambastha) July 19, 2009

The prob with @mallikaLA n twitter is tht it's not a visual medium..the skin can't do the talking here..U gotta use the brains too

— danish (@1danishk) July 19, 2009

RT @neo_indian: Overheard: "I sent a gmail to your Yahoo." #perkytweets

— Shachii Manik (@shachii) July 17, 2009

RT @priyankawriting: warning: don't spray perfume on wet shoes, often the two smells mingle and create a monster stink! #perkytweets

— Ankur Agarwal (@annkur) July 15, 2009

Sardar's wife looking at travel brochures said : Let's try Greece this year!Sardar asked: Why, what's wrong with vaseline? #perkytweets

— ѕaтιѕн vιjayĸυмar 🇮🇳 (@bombaylives) July 14, 2009

Read the earlier Perky Tweets if you have missed reading them. Our readers experiences suggest that reading #perkytweets in a stretch creates a disorder called laughing disorder wherein they suddenly start laughing. Its called the Perky Tweets Effect. If you come across any tweet that you think will contribute to the effect, mark it as #perkytweets or tip us @blogadda or Contact us. You never know, you may end up winning a goodie from Radio One 94.3 and get featured in Malini’s show ‘Malini till Midnight’.