The previous week winners to #perkytweets were the lucky few to catch the Harry Potter 6 Premiere :). We are here to make your Mondays Perkier – you read/listen to this and your whole week becomes productive, sounds fun, eh?
Our Perky Tweets will make your Monday a happy one and your tweets win goodies as well, courtesy Radio One & BlogAdda. Do not forget to tune in to 94.3 FM Radio One tonight and listen to the perky tweets read out by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’. Follow us on twitter to know who are the lucky ones to win the goodies from Radio One 🙂
has India TV starting showing special show on "Shahruk ka ghar khatre mein.. band stand hua paani paani" ?? #mumbairains
— Sukhdeep Singh (@s4sukhdeep) July 14, 2009
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night #perkytweets
— $udeep (@oldmonk_says) July 14, 2009
Q – Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? Ans – The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!
— EPG (@ektz) July 13, 2009
from a PS postcard : when i was younger, i didn't kill myself because i had to know how harry potter ended. #perkytweets
— A (@nkitg) July 13, 2009
Dur se dekha to Sunny tha, Dur se dekha to Sunny tha, Main pass hi Nahi Gaya ! #sunnyfacts #perkytweets
— Ronak Bhagdev (@RonakBhagdev) July 13, 2009
What if "tube" was a swear word? People would say, "Shut up you tube!"
— Vijayendra Mohanty (@email@example.com) (@vimoh) July 17, 2009
For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet! 😛
LOL. So now Mallika brought India to Twitter? Oh ya. And I introduced the search algorithm to Google. Sheesh. WTF. #FAIL.
— Anupam Gupta (@b50) July 17, 2009
ROFL : REason – the stand in sweeper lady – is a beauty with fantastic fig & face (WwOOt) , Shiney You sure will have company soon
— David (@bejafry) July 17, 2009
A doc told a mallu to put burnol on his burnt thighs and have viagra.. Why viagra he asked? It will keep your lungi away.! #nooffence
— Schantalu (@tantanoo) July 15, 2009
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
— Vipesh V (@Vipesh) July 15, 2009
Row row row Ur boat, gently down the stream and if u see the BMC don't forget to scream! Aaaaaaaa
— Shakti Salgaokar (@shaaqT) July 14, 2009
A single male guppy fish needs 5 female guppies for best of their survival in a fish tank. Lol
— Ritesh Ambastha (@riteshambastha) July 19, 2009
The prob with @mallikaLA n twitter is tht it's not a visual medium..the skin can't do the talking here..U gotta use the brains too
— danish (@1danishk) July 19, 2009
RT @neo_indian: Overheard: "I sent a gmail to your Yahoo." #perkytweets
— Shachii Manik (@shachii) July 17, 2009
RT @priyankawriting: warning: don't spray perfume on wet shoes, often the two smells mingle and create a monster stink! #perkytweets
— Ankur Agarwal (@annkur) July 15, 2009
Sardar's wife looking at travel brochures said : Let's try Greece this year!Sardar asked: Why, what's wrong with vaseline? #perkytweets
— ѕaтιѕн vιjayĸυмar 🇮🇳 (@bombaylives) July 14, 2009
Read the earlier Perky Tweets if you have missed reading them. Our readers experiences suggest that reading #perkytweets in a stretch creates a disorder called laughing disorder wherein they suddenly start laughing. Its called the Perky Tweets Effect. If you come across any tweet that you think will contribute to the effect, mark it as #perkytweets or tip us @blogadda or Contact us. You never know, you may end up winning a goodie from Radio One 94.3 and get featured in Malini’s show ‘Malini till Midnight’.
7 Replies to “Perky Tweets – Jul. 20, ’09”
really nice reading all of the above tweets…. 🙂
oooh thanks for putting my tweet abt the shoe stink.. which is true!
Is it just me, or the audio clip isnt working… ?
@magesh Glad that you liked them!
@Priyanka Lol. 🙂
@Danish The audio clip is working. Any errors that you get?
Thanks but that will be … @shan_adhicary
@Shantanu Oopps… though the link was correct, there was a typo in the id. Sorry for that. It’s been corrected now.
No need to apologize..! Its that I’m very possessive about my surname.. 😛