Its a beautiful Monday and after a good weekend we all are back to work :). We know not many would be happy and would be feeling lazy this monday afternoon. To revitalize you and bring a smile in your face we are here with our Perky Tweets. Tune in to 94.3 FM Radio One tonight and listen to the perky tweets read out by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’. Read on to find out if your tweet was perky enough to be picked over here and follow us on twitter to know if your tweet would be read out on Radio One tonight. 🙂
If Oprah Winfrey were to marry Deepak Chopra, she would be Oprah Chopra #perkytweets
— Kunal (@KunalSheth) July 8, 2009
Earthquake in China, possible hurricane in America… Rakhi ka swayamvar in India… we are doomed!
— Harshad Sharma (@hiway) July 10, 2009
— sandeep_dhavale (@sandeep_dhavale) July 10, 2009
Ques: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? Ans: A rumor
— Chaotic Calm (@ektz) July 10, 2009
swayamvar mein kyon aayi rakhi ko apne puraane boyfriend ki yaad? dekhte rahiye Aaj tak break ke baad #pleasekillme
— Sanjukta Basu (@sanjukta) July 10, 2009
‘Knock Knock’ ‘who’s there?’ ’Fanatic’ ‘Fanatic who?’ ‘Fan theek karne aya hoon darwaza kholo’
— Siddhu ki mamma (@ItemMom) July 10, 2009
RT @pappe_it_is: Teacher: bolo A for?? Sardar: Apple, Teacher: Jor se bolo Sardar: Jai Mata Di!!!
— Pranshu (@pranshu) July 10, 2009
#define reverse swing : when you thought a guy is gay, but he turns out to be straight!!
— rahulanand (@rahulanand) July 12, 2009
— That Goan Boy (@schmmuck) July 12, 2009
Mom’s not feeling too well. My dad and I made lunch today. He found me the number and I ordered pizza.
— Sruthi Chekuri (@sruthi10) July 12, 2009
Only 20% men have brains, rest have girlfriends
— Madness on move (@sandtree) July 11, 2009
Marketing Specialist :If U love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market
— AD (@anaggh) July 10, 2009
sania mirza is getting engaged today. http://tinyurl.com/n7wl4qwonder if she’ll erm, pull out due to injury later. 😐
— manu prasad (@manuscrypts) July 10, 2009
— TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) July 10, 2009
I see BLACK clouds in delhi. Feels like lagaan village ppl waiting for rains.
— Kanika Seth (@mekkanikal) July 10, 2009
Monica bellucci mistook chunky pande to be a valet and even tipped him . Lol lol
— Ksavai (@Ksavai) July 10, 2009
RT @hnprashanth Leaving for Gym! LOL 😀 Tweet of the day! I know he’ll take a U-Turn and go to Dosa Camp 😛
— Dhruva (@dkris) July 9, 2009
LOL! RT @chiefsanjay: A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
— Amitav (@vuttaa) July 8, 2009
Bosses make very fast, very accurate mistakes , and then the employee gets accounted for it !!#perkytweets
— Shakthi (@v_shakthi) July 13, 2009
“Your mom is so fat, Google hasn’t ever finished indexing her”
— Abhishek Baxi (@baxiabhishek) July 9, 2009
Note to pornographers: If you take a latina and put a bindi on her, that does not in the least make her ‘Indian’.
— Saket Vaidya (@Vulturo) July 8, 2009
Read the earlier Perky Tweets if you have missed reading them. We warn you, Reading all the Perky Tweets at a stretch would be injurious to your stomach :D. Coming back, if you come across any tweet which you think will bring a smile into a face or perk someone up, do tip us @blogadda or Contact us. You never know, you may end up winning a goodie from Radio One 94.3 and get featured in Malini’s show ‘Malini till Midnight’.