Monday is here again and alongwith come the blues. To drive away your blues, we are back with the best tweets from the Indian Twitter users to perk you up and bring a smile onto your face.
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36 #quote
— Paras Arora (@pappe_it_is) June 2, 2009
@thenewbnb API: a term which people of Trivandrum origin (PTOs) use to address each other :p #mallu
— manu prasad (@manuscrypts) June 3, 2009
A young school boy writes in his essay : An Octopus has eight testicles!
— EPG (@ektz) June 3, 2009
Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do
— AD (@anaggh) June 6, 2009
just read on delhi tourism site: "this park provides lusty green and peaceful environment to the people"
— Priyanka Sachar (@firstname.lastname@example.org) (@twilightfairy) June 5, 2009
#quote – The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX. (ROFL)
— Bhooshan Pandya (@Bhooshan) June 2, 2009
My mum put biscuits in a zip pouch and stapled it… ROFL
— swatidwivedi (@khatasaurus) June 6, 2009
Arnab Goswami is a prime minister trapped in a TV anchor's body. Love how he gets a "panel" together and talks all over them.
— Prem Panicker (@prempanicker) June 2, 2009
Piracy is Environmental friendly ROFL http://bit.ly/kVpDV
— Chirag Jog (@chirag_jog) June 6, 2009
There was a competition of the bulkiest, ugliest, costliest, most-resource hungry and least productive apps. And Outlook won hands down.
— Sandip Gangakhedkar (@sandipg) June 5, 2009