Through the changing times and changing weather, you need something to hold on to, something that will stay for ever, something that will make you happy. For that, we have #PerkyTweets, which will be around forever because they run on the fuel of great tweets, and are the silver lining to the dark cloud around us. So get your dose of fun with these Monday tweets!
Normal human: “Baarish aa gayi. Traffic jam hoga.”
RJ human: “Baarish aa gayi! Kya aap ka dil jhoom raha hai? Dilo ke armaan jaag gaye hai?”
— Pushkar (@Pushkarr) June 15, 2016
Thanks to this new update, now Twitter is just like my sex life. I’m the only one involved..
— no (@Psilosophy) June 14, 2016
90% of ghosts in films are women
Feminism is totally winning in a paranormal realm
— Ria Mukherjee (@tweetria) June 17, 2016
*Virat Kohli posts 100 selfies.*
Girls: omg he’s so hot 👄
*I post two selfies*
Girls: stop posting so many selfies you’re a guy lol.
— D.H (@_xLNc) June 17, 2016
You can now follow yourself on Twitter. You can also mute yourself and block yourself.
— le panda noir (@sreejitd) June 14, 2016
Respect for girls who are into team sports. They agree to wear the same clothes as 10 other girls.
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) June 13, 2016
Q- what is more dangerous than a Ladaku Vimaan?
A- Ladaku woman.
— Swagshank (@zZoker) June 18, 2016
Interviewer: What’s your Goal in life
Guy: Travel Goals? Fashion Goals? Relationship Goals?
Interviewer: You’re hired
— Adเtเ (@Adi_ction) June 15, 2016
Peels off pants.
Peels off shirt.
Takes off underwear
Peels off skin.
Puts organs to the side.
— π (@pi_alize) June 17, 2016
Kids are like lizards. I don’t hate them, I’m not scared of them. I just don’t want them anywhere near me.
— LordAnusHahaha (@TheVacuumHead) June 19, 2016
LOL, ROFL, Hawww and Awww done, and that brings us to the end of this weeks #PerkyTweets. Tell us which ones you loved and add yours to the collection by tagging @blogadda and #PerkyTweets or submit them HERE so your tweets can make others laugh too!