A message to all those who managed to survive Monday – You did it! We’re proud of you. Now for your prize – #PerkyTweets! Here’s a collection of the most enjoyable tweets we could get our hands on this week, on current topics and much more. LOL, ROFL or chuckle, and then leave us your own tweets in the link given below.
Why can’t you leave Modi, Dhoni, Sachin, Lata dadi, 4 crore+2 Gods+1 son of God+1 Prophet alone. Make jokes on everything else na
— Scotchy (@scotchism) May 29, 2016
If any Maharashtrian trance/house DJ wants to launch himself, now is the right time to do it.
Just name yourself – PsyRaat.#sairaat
— Jay (@CruciFire) May 24, 2016
Q: Why did centre let Italian Marine go home?
Ans: He said he was from Rome. They thought “Rome Rome mein Ram basey hain” #perkytweets
— K. Venugopal Menon (@VenuSpeak) May 26, 2016
Nana Patekar: ये तेरा खून ये मेरा खून, बता, बता, बता इसमें क्या अंतर है।
Virat Kohli: तेरे खून में RBC है, मेरे खून में RCB.
Nana Patekar: 🙏
— Bade Babu (@ClerkofGod) May 29, 2016
Priyanka Chopra needs a Disprin. Like, right now !! pic.twitter.com/xxIGuTZKjF
— Sanyaasan (@MohMaaya) May 27, 2016
Every girl hears thunderous applause and cheer in her head each time she successfully gets in and out of her jumpsuit
— Priyal (@priyal) May 26, 2016
No one can lick their elbows unless you’re a South Indian having Sambhar Rice on a banana leaf in a traditional South Indian wedding.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) May 25, 2016
Sent a rover to Mars but not Venus. Sexism is everywhere
— Z. (@zedchrmsm) May 25, 2016
Kohli: Chal Binny, get ready 👍🏻
Binny: Ok bhai 👍🏻, regular ya mineral ?
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) May 29, 2016
Right now Twitter is equally divided between Tanmay Bhat killed it and Tanmay Bhat should be killed
— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) May 29, 2016
Did you like them? Did you? Of course you did! Now that you know what we’re looking for, tag @blogadda and #PerkyTweets to your own funny tweets or submit them HERE to find your well deserved place on our blog and in people’s next Mondays!