Hello Monday, you’ve been missed. What? No, we haven’t lost our minds. We’re just excited to see #PerkyTweets back in action on this beautiful(?) Monday that is scorching the skin off our backs. Nevertheless, let’s focus on keeping our cheerful faces on and head over to the wittiest tweets from India in the last week.
Suhel Seth is India’s answer to Kim Kardashian. None of us know why he is famous. But he is. And we keep wondering.
— Soma Ghosh (@Soma_G) May 16, 2016
Twitter has became like a wife.
“While you were away, my mother came and she bought a pink shirt for you.”
“You may like this pink shirt”
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) May 14, 2016
Weather report
Temperature 33 deg
Feels like 42 deg
Burns like tandoor
Sweats like momos— dorku (@Dorkstar) May 14, 2016
Is there a law that makes it illegal for a brand to have a summer campaign without the phrase, “beat the heat”?
— Kautuk Srivastava (@Cowtuk) May 12, 2016
“Captain America ko TV dekhne ka bahot sokh hai”
“Tum ye kaise kahe sakte ho?”
“Isiliye to pura din Dishtv sath me lekar ghumta hai”
— डि.के. (@itsdhruvism) May 15, 2016
The reason God made 6 billion of us is so that we never have to meet the same people more than once so can you please stop making plans
— mrdl (@Psilosophy) May 15, 2016
Pic 1: School uniform everyday
Pic 2: Colour clothes on birthday pic.twitter.com/FQJwvAIad3
— scaryhairyman (@scaryhairyman) May 13, 2016
*at a bar at midnight*
Friend: “Dude check out that girl at 3 o’clock!”
Me: *waits for 3 hours and then looks around*
“WHERE!? SHE LEFT.”— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) May 13, 2016
I walked out in the interval of “Azhar”..
Kyun ? Kya Hua ?
‘Bijli’ challi gayi
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) May 13, 2016
Moms: Don’t talk to strangers
Tinder ad mom: Sleep with strangers, but not before applying kaajal ka teeka.— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) May 12, 2016
These were the tweets we handpicked for your mirth and pleasure. If you believe on spreading happiness, tag @blogadda and #PerkyTweets to your funny tweets or submit them HERE and get featured in #PerkyTweets!