Last week introduced us to the ‘Urban Poor’, a new episode of Game of Thrones, degrees related to temperatures and the educational qualification of people in high offices, and a realization that most people love their moms, at least on social media. #HappyMothersDay. #PerkyTweets is our way of making sense of everything that goes on in the world of 140 characters. Read on to know which tweets made us laugh and bookmark their creators for our regular dose of happiness.
To go at Haji Ali, you get down at Mahalaxmi…
To go at MumbaDevi, you get down at Masjid…
This is Mumbai :))
— Tera Kamina Dost !!! (@teraKaminaDost) May 7, 2016
Once I tried teaching a kid how to save money and he replied, “gareeb waali baat mat kar”. The urban poor cant even afford good suggestions
— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) May 7, 2016
A Chinese lady cooked Snake with Rice for lunch and named the dish as Surprise.
— Kachra Peti (@kachra_peti) May 4, 2016
Pavlov never would have come up with those theories if he had used cats.
— Tyrantasorus (@tyrantasorus) May 9, 2016
Fat person makes fat jokes ~ “Omg so sporting and sweet”
Woman jokes about women ~ “Why do you need men when our own kind betrays us such”
— Madhura (@PunsTurnMeOn) May 8, 2016
Me : Happy mothers day maa
Mom : Valentine’s day pe bhi apni dusri maa ko aise khali hath wish karta hai
— Funny Deol (@Funny_Deol) May 8, 2016
Pls call ur mom. Instead of flooding every social feed of mine with msgs & photos about how much u love her. #MothersDay #StopThis
— shormistha (@agentgreenglass) May 8, 2016
Wife was like this bread is past the expiry date and I was like what is dead may never die.
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) May 8, 2016
“cow gives milk” it seems. it is not coming and giving milk to you, you are stealing it
— a kite (@pigeonladyX) May 5, 2016
Didn’t have my ID card at the club, so just showed the bouncer that I didn’t know how to use Snapchat, and he let me in.
— Animisha (@anymysha) May 4, 2016
That’s all, folks! Which tweet made you chuckle the most? Tell us in the comments section below. We want your tweets here too. Tag @blogadda and #PerkyTweets to your funny tweets or submit them HERE to make this space your own!