Â People who like Mondays, raise your hand! We at BlogAdda like Mondays, because we like what we do! Also because we can bringÂ #PerkyTweetsÂ to you and brighten your day. This is your one stop shop for getting news, fun, satire and wit in one place. Check out this week’s selection of tweets from the funniest Indians on Twitter.
Saw someone post GoT spoilers, got enraged, penned 3 paragraph message, but thankfully remembered I don’t watch the show before hitting send
â€” Rounak Jain (@r0unak) May 2, 2016
Adhyayan Suman: “Kangana Ranaut did black magic, and that’s why my career never took off.”
Harman Baweja: “Me too”
Jackky Bhagnani: “Same”
â€” Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 28, 2016
The problem with our society is that we ask our kids “what do they want to become” instead of “what problems do they want to solve “
â€” Retarded Writer (@retardedwriter) April 30, 2016
Normal girl: Mom, main mandir ja rahi hun
*Goes to meet BF*
Trupti Desai: Mom, BF se milne ja rahi hun
*Goes to mandir*
â€” Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) April 28, 2016
This is my attempt to look cool by tweeting about Jon Snow even though I have no idea who he/she is.
â€” à¤« à¤¸à¥‡ à¤«à¤¾à¤¡à¥‚ (@FaaduTweets) May 2, 2016
Side hugs are the early symptoms that she is gonna friendzone you later.
â€” Sahil Sharma (@Bhura_Aadmi) April 29, 2016
When you trying to leave office early and suddenly your Boss comes.. pic.twitter.com/YQVpDJZcMP
â€” MumBaekar.. (@katamulgi) April 30, 2016
Looks like Congress hit a few Helicopter shots long before Dhoni.
â€” Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) April 27, 2016
The problem with pretty girls on twitter is either they’re not interested or they’re boys.
â€” Gautam (@gautamverma23) April 29, 2016
Tweep- [trolls a celeb like a pro]
Media- celeb gives the perfect reply to this hater, celeb is god, love ya celeb
â€” Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) April 30, 2016