Another Monday is here and it’s making us suffer not from Monday blues, but Monday reds as the temperatures in India soar to unbearable levels. And it’s just April! #PerkyTweetsÂ is here to cool you down and make you chuckle the sweat away. The kind of thoughts that the good people of Twitter can fit in 140 characters never ceases to amaze us. Ready to browse through some smart and unique Indian tweets?
BREAKING : Times of India does a Times of India and everyone acts surprised.
In other news, water is wet.
â€” Shivam (@GhantaGuy) April 12, 2016
Instagram will change its name to Instagaon, to restore the balance in the universe.#Gurugram
â€” The Indian Idiot (@charansh) April 12, 2016
Someday, avoiding eye contact will be considered as the most flattering form of flirting.
â€” BeingNita (@VinithaShetty) April 12, 2016
By 2025 everyone with a corporate job would have quit it to travel then there will be guys quitting travel to work in an office
â€” Girin Nayak (@nayakgirin) April 13, 2016
Some programs be like:
“Do you wish to delete this file?”
“Dikkat kya hai? Acchi to hai file. Rakh lo na!”
â€” pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 15, 2016
With the heat wave throughout India, the entire country can be called, “Barbeque nation”.
â€” Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 16, 2016
This girl on my TL is getting goosebumps for every Bollywood movie trailer release. What if it’s a medical issue?
â€” Shan (@klpe) April 17, 2016
When SRK releases a new movie pic.twitter.com/Or8yDTQvsc
â€” MedievalReactionsIN (@MedievalRxnsIN) April 15, 2016
Whenever someone pretty walks ahead of you, don’t look at her, rather look at the people staring at her. Things are always more interesting.
â€” deboo! (@deboo117) April 13, 2016
Twitter shows me suggestions every time I come online even after dismissing them every time like some desi parent showing you rishtas
â€” mediocre gandhi (@drpoonam) April 18, 2016
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