Today is 1st February 2016. Let that fact sink in. Just a while ago we were celebrating New Year’s Eve and we’re already one month into 2016. To add to that, it’s also Monday. Just when you think nothing can rescue the day, we’re here with witty Indian tweets in the form of #PerkyTweets. These tweets are guaranteed to make your day!
Himesh Reshammiya movies :
Aapka suroor
Tera suroor
Mera suroor
Sabka suroor
Suroor in the city
Worldwide suroor
Suroor huzoor
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 1, 2016
Judge people by looks
act as someone else
commit in one mtg
sleep with someone you hardly know
regret@Tinder = #arrangedmarriage in an app
— Vimal D (@_lamiv) January 27, 2016
Mahindra KUV is TATA Nano forced to “Be a Man” by his girlfriend
— M (@dhaansu_handle) February 1, 2016
When you realize the amount of foundation she wears!! pic.twitter.com/8vwQCpJ1dp
— NJ (@LazyKumi) January 31, 2016
Really offended by Coldplay’s video.
It’s completely offensive to my culture.
Of being a person whose culture is to get offended.
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) January 31, 2016
If Bengali’s don’t sing “sandeshe aate hain” outside a sweet shop, what are they doing with their lives
— Akriti Paracer (@akrii_p) January 27, 2016
Girlfriend: Don’t talk to me!
Boyfriend: Ok.
Gf:
Bf:
Gf:
Bf:
Gf: WHY ARENT YOU TALKING TO ME???
— Ms. Chanandler Bong (@facepalm92) January 31, 2016
“Do you even know who are the players playing this match?”
*reads DJO/MUR*
“Don’t remember their names. But they’re Djoshi and Murthy.”
— Pushkar (@Pushkarr) January 31, 2016
Guys please stop doing drugs so that Mumbai police can stop making those puns.
— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) January 27, 2016
Waiting for someone to point out how Chris Martin is secretly a member of the RSS ! #HymnForTheWeekend pic.twitter.com/ehiIM2uDmi
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) January 30, 2016
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