Has Monday managed to get you down? Have you lost the will to smile, laugh and love? Are you craving for something that will make you feel alive? #PerkyTweets are here with their superpower of making you chuckle with the best Indian tweets. After all, laughter IS the best medicine.
Sir rape hua hai Police ignores Sir mimicry hua hai Police : gaadi nikalo
β Harman wadala (@VforVeerji) January 17, 2016
Sharma ji~aur beta kya krte ho tum? Me~I am wedding photographer & travel to different places for workπ Sharma ji~Engineering kaha se ki?π
β SOURABH SHARMA (@Sourabhsharma68) January 17, 2016
Govinda songs explore complex themes such as: – What can I do if you eat chilli? – Should we eat at a hotel? – San sanana sai sai?
β Vishveshwar Jatain (@eclecticV) January 15, 2016
Future Kid *in a park* : Papa chalo swings pe chalte hain Ishant Sharma : Nahi beta, I can’t swing.
β Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) January 17, 2016
*In class* Sir: Ye topic over ho gaya. Any doubt? She: Yes sir. Sir: Kispe hai doubt? She: Apne boyfriend pe.
β Mikesh! (@Hii_Niks) January 17, 2016
Aunty: Beta ambulance bula, ulti ho rahi hai *Me starts distributing sweets in the society* Aunty: Kutte kamine, food poisoning ho gayi hai
β PhD in Bakchodi !! (@Atheist_Krishna) January 17, 2016
Just to cheer you up, Pakistan has also lost against NZ by 10 wickets.
β LOLendra Singh Dhoni (@LOLendraSingh) January 17, 2016
Pulkit Samrat and Katrina Kaif should start seeing each other. We can then call them Kit Kat.
β Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) January 16, 2016
An eye for an eye is a pointless trade like you’re literally getting the same thing back.
β k (@krazyfrog) January 15, 2016
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask which colour ink you should throw.
β Rajneesh (@MrMrRajneesh) January 17, 2016
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