Did you know that when you Â start your day with humor, you tend to be more productive in your work. Â We have these Indian Humor tweets aka #PerkyTweetsÂ for you to start your Â day with fun and humor.
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â€” PushprajSinh Zala (@PushprajZala) November 27, 2014
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â€” Chutkula (@chutkala) November 25, 2014
Me:à¤à¤¾à¤ˆ Interstellar à¤•à¥€ à¤¦à¥‹ à¤Ÿà¤¿à¤•à¤Ÿ à¤²à¤¾à¤¯à¤¾ à¤¹à¥‚à¤ ! Friend:à¤•à¥Œà¤¨ à¤œà¤¾ à¤°à¤¹à¤¾ à¤¹à¥ˆ à¤¦à¥‚à¤¸à¤°à¤¾ à¤¬à¤‚à¤¦à¤¾ à¤¤à¥‡à¤°à¥‡ à¤¸à¤¾à¤¥ !? Me:à¤…à¤¬à¥‡ à¤µà¥‹ à¤«à¤¿à¤œà¤¿à¤•à¥à¤¸ à¤µà¤¾à¤²à¥‡ à¤¶à¤°à¥à¤®à¤¾ à¤¸à¤° à¤•à¥‹ à¤²à¥‡ à¤œà¤¾ à¤°à¤¹à¤¾ à¤¹à¥‚à¤ ! ðŸ˜Ž
â€” Byomkesh Bakshi (@byomkesbakshi) November 25, 2014
Teacher: What is feminism? Student: Radha on the dance floor, Radha likes to move that. Pappu on the dance floor, but Pappu can’t dance sala
â€” Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) November 28, 2014
He- Interstellar dekhi? Me- no H- arey dekho yaar. Awesome movie! M- really? What’s it about? H- arey dekho yaar. Awesome movie!
â€” à¤‡à¤šà¥à¤›à¤¾à¤§à¤¾à¤°à¥€ à¤¨à¤¾à¤—à¤¿à¤¨â„¢Â®Â© (@divyangana) November 25, 2014
That awkward moment when a software engineer says “I am a C programmer”
â€” The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) November 28, 2014
If there was a set limit on the number of words to be used on a daily basis, wouldn’t we be more economical with our rubbish?
â€” Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) November 26, 2014
There are 2 kinds of dumbasses: First who text while I honk in the car behind them. Second who honk while I text in the car infront of them.
â€” Suruchi (@DesireMaze) November 19, 2014
Finally saw Gone Girl. Immediately bought my wife a jewelry set, flowers and a new iPhone.
â€” Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) November 22, 2014
Me- I think I like… She- Excuse me. I’ve a boyfriend. Me- your sister. She- She has a boyfriend too. Me- Abey main hi hu uska bf.
â€” Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) November 27, 2014
Astronaut 1: jeene laga hoon, pehle se zyada.. A2: Kaise ? A1: One hour on this planet is 7 years on earth ðŸ˜Ž #Interstellar
â€” à¤à¤¸à¥à¥€ à¤•à¥à¤¤à¥à¤¤à¤¾ (@BhasadiKutta) November 25, 2014
Father: Tune servant k ghar khana khaya..Ab tu bhi SC ho gaya Kid: Papa wo hamare yahan roz khana khaata hai..Wo bhi to Brahmin ho gaya hoga
â€” Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 27, 2014
Mom:Kya khayega? Normal person :Paav bhaji Food blogger :crispy fried bread with a dollop of butter and mashed potato curry with spearmint
â€” Mohit (@HaramiParindey) November 24, 2014
TL G1: Dad met with an accident G2: Sorry babe, am in disc DM G1: Papa ka accident hua hai G2: Deedi, already in hospital with my family
â€” Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 28, 2014
Is there some sort of “Black Friday killed more people in America than Ebola” statistic yet?
â€” Rohan (@mojorojo) November 29, 2014