To fulfill the public demand we are back with our Indian Humor tweets aka #PerkyTweets Season 2 to turn your Monday morning blues into laughter filled days. Start your week with a kilometer long smile and throw all your worries off your shoulder.
He: Hey what’s your name? She: Khushi. He: Where are you from? She: Bandra He: But khushi ka koi thikana nahi hota na? *BLOCKED*
— Ojas. (@Ojasism) November 1, 2014
Manager ne joke sunaya. sab employees hasne lage, except one. M :tuje mera joke pasand nahi aaya.? Employee: sir maine paper daal diya hai.
— Shree (@whyrus_) November 3, 2014
YouTube is the 2nd most popular tool for promotion of bollywood movies. 1st is Comedy Nights With Kapil.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) November 2, 2014
It’s always a south Indian guy who determines the width of the name column in an excel sheet.
— Mihir Modi (@mihirmodi) November 2, 2014
How to fuck up your life? 1. Use BSNL internet 2. Install IE 3. Install avast antivirus 4. Install Adobe updates 5. Start seeding torrents
— Micro-ambitious (@pal36) September 4, 2013
5-10 random people standing on the road Back then: Yahaan pe accident hua hai kya? Now: Yahaan pe free WiFi hai kya?
— Not Serious (@bwoyblunder) November 1, 2014
Baba Ramdev gets tangled faster than his earphones.
— pratik (@prtxt) October 31, 2014
While cops use bright lights, sticks or rods for interrogation, some cops go for harsher methods like Jhoom Barabar Jhoom and Bol Bacchan.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) November 1, 2014
People who write, “I live the in the moment”. We don’t download the moment and live it later.
— We Are Outrage (@IndianIdle) October 30, 2014
Beard levels “Devdas kyun bana hai“√ “Bhai yeh naya look rakh rahe?”√ “Chain se sona hai toh jaag jao”√ “Woah is that thing real or fake”√
— Dorkstar (@Dorkstar) October 30, 2014
After millions of years of evolution humans developed thumbs just to scroll their mobile phone screen.
— Mahatma Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 3, 2014
The best part of your life is actually wasted in making plans for the best part of your life.
— This guy, zabardasti (@AskThePankazzzz) November 1, 2014
Interviewer: Do you wish to ask me any questions? Me: What are your strengths and weaknesses?
— K. (@beeba_puttar) July 9, 2014
Alcohol wipes off the thick line between They are laughing with you and They are laughing at you.
— Vodkyowhiskey (@vodkya) November 2, 2014
Saudi hangs woman for avenging rape. Iran jails girl for watching volleyball. India arrests couple for kissing. 20th century was better.
— ROFL Indian (@Roflindian) November 2, 2014
Me: I was too frightened to see you standing in the Cemetery but relived to see a paint brush in your hand She: Yes, they misspelled my name
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 1, 2014
Boy: Date? Girl: Yes but first put your hand on your wallet & take an oath ‘I promise to pay the bills, the whole bills & nothing but bills’
— We are Genie-Asses (@witchybitchygal) November 3, 2014
Today, Bangalore officially becomes Bengaluru. A big day for Bangalore, Kannada, culture, history, and visiting-card printers.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 1, 2014
Dear parents, when I say I want to go travelling, I really don’t mean on guilt trips.
— Niyoti (@Yo_Womaniya) October 29, 2014
She: I learned German. He: wow,kuch toh bolo She: meine Liebe <3 He: Alpen liebe <3 He: there? He: ?? *blocked*
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) June 13, 2014