We are pleased to inform you that today’s #perkytweets list has been curated by none other than @SirJadeja. Read the most amazing and funny Indian Humour tweets this Monday and drive away your Monday blues. And guess what, the first tweet is from the man himself. 🙂
Rahul Gandhi’s birthday should be celebrated as “Buddhu Poornima” #RahulDay
— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) March 31, 2013
Friend: I wanna get better at Table Tennis. | Me: Use Castrol! | He: WHAT? | Me: Castrol Super “TT”!
— Kanishka Sharma (@brainshift) March 26, 2013
But surely, he has to pull out sometime RT @zoomtv Karan Johar: Shahrukh Khan will always be a part of my system
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) March 26, 2013
If you are ending them with “Thanks and Regards”, pretty sure you’re doing sexting wrong.
— ABVan (@ABVan) March 25, 2013
What do you tell a girl who gets back home safely after partying late at night in Delhi? ‘Congratulations’
— Memsaab (@Sofalizy) March 24, 2013
Teacher- Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai. #repost
— KG (@KaeJee) March 25, 2013
This MTNL internet’s speed is so slow, I’d rather manually go to each follower and read out my tweets.
— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) March 25, 2013
Save water during holi. Have concentrated bhang.
— Mahesh Murthy (@maheshmurthy) March 26, 2013
Modiji should simply say-“Leave all this drama. I will be the lokayukta myself” #Modifiedlokayukta
— Haalawaadi(@scotchism) March 26, 2013
ROFL. Kalanidhi and Dhayanidhi maaran being referred to as “KD Brothers”! Epic kalaai 😀
— Harish Sankar (@HarishMagic) March 26, 2013
Rofl! “If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you” it seems
— Narendra Shenoy (@shenoyn) March 26, 2013
— Sunil Shetty (@sunilkingdom) March 26, 2013
What’s common to Holi & Chennai traffic signals? Pichakari #sorry
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) March 26, 2013