Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha become a part of the Bigg Boss along with Rajapakse, the Srilamkan PM. This is going to be interesting as three sworn enemies will share the same roof. #fakingnews While you wonder what they are upto, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
Twice got offered a lift. I love Delhi you guys.
— MAHI. (@AGirlOfHerWords) October 4, 2012
Akmal crying becoz he has no money to go back pakistan
— DhRuV (@Dhruvgvr) October 4, 2012
Liver, and one kidney. RT @sa_lil: So what’s the rent for a studio apt in Churchgate? 😐
— Aniruddha Guha (@AniGuha) October 5, 2012
Suresh Raina. What a frigging ledge! Take a bow, son. At least you didn’t say my account was hacked! #comedygold
— Venkat Ananth (@venkatananth) October 5, 2012
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) October 5, 2012
Bhai Suresh Raina, Twitpic your nephew or it didnt happen.
— S S Sodhi (@SimpooSir) October 5, 2012
Apple should customise their OS for Suresh raina to say ‘Sent from my Nephew’
— Goddamn Batman (@GhantaGuy) October 5, 2012
DLF Ltd. = Damaad Leasing and Financing Ltd.
— Priya James (@james_priya) October 6, 2012
Vadra: Hi. My name is Robert. Call me Rob. | Kejriwal: I already did.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) October 6, 2012
And I oppose nudity but support Poonam Pandey. RT @ibnliverealtime I oppose FDI in retail, but support UPA govt: Mulayam
— Faking News (@fakingnews) October 6, 2012
In all her movies, Deepika Padukone takes her guy to a club and makes him dance against his wish.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) October 7, 2012
The Windies just want to go home and watch Bigg Boss.
— Rohan Joshi (@mojorojo) October 7, 2012
— Akhilesh Mishra (@amishra77) October 7, 2012
Salman is hosting Bigg Boss to meet the daily necessities of Malaika Arora Khan’s husband. Respect !
— Raj ThackerYAY (@Raj_ThackerYAY) October 7, 2012
— The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) October 7, 2012
Unlimited match highlights of Sri Lanka’s losing performance tonight on Jaya TV and Kalaignar TV.
— Rakesh Jhunjhunwala (@jhunjhunwala) October 7, 2012
Chris Gayle has a long and glittering career as a cheerleader ahead
— Sidvee (@sidvee) October 7, 2012
I’ve been dancing Gangnam style all my life without knowing it was called that.
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) October 7, 2012
This Rani Mukherjee song sounds like ‘Uttapam Underarm underarm underarm’.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) October 7, 2012
— Nilay Bhandare (@KharoBangdo) October 7, 2012