Breaking: India becomes number 1 in Tests. According to a statement issued by ICC, there was a system fault all this while and the points mechanism was unfair to India. Keeping the home record of India in mind, the ratings have been changed to suit the Indians #fakingnews. While you ponder what ICC has in her mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
Sachin opts out of the ICC Test Team of the Year to spend time with his family.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 30, 2012
ShahidKapoor:”Gud teh govt lfited teh ban. Nwo I can go bk to my spa for bulk massages”
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) August 30, 2012
Ashwin is standing in the slips? Err, okay then. 12 wickets he takes in a Test means he thinks he can be all Warne.
— Arvind V (@arvindv) August 31, 2012
To that someone who followed and unfollowed me after I follow you back. May Akash Ambani fall on you.
— Nikhil (@Vella_Banda) August 30, 2012
Who needs a boyfriend when I have airtel? Shit Service & 15 calls a day!!!
— Sandhya Mridul (@sandymridul) August 31, 2012
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#Joker, Akshay Kumar is a scientist. From NASA. Looking out for aliens. There, three jokes in one tweet.— Aniruddha Guha (@AniGuha) August 31, 2012
A guy who looked exactly like Justice Katju was selling Lassi at Gujarat Lodge in Panjim this morning.
#Goa.— Nigel Britto (@NigelBritto) August 31, 2012
@rajsan2012 The delay is because Sibal is counting the number of zeros in google…— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) August 31, 2012
@rajsan2012 The delay is because Sibal is counting the number of zeros in google…— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) August 31, 2012
Comment: “Please send me detailed explanation of this post in layman language to <email>”. Me: WTF.
— Deepak Shenoy (@deepakshenoy) August 31, 2012
I think from now on the only way Salman khan can ever hope to have a flop is if he ever does a film with me!
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) August 31, 2012
India 86-4. This is when Dhoni would try calling Laxman only to find he’s unreachable.
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) September 1, 2012
The likelihood of Rahul Gandhi solving thenation’s problems is even less than that of Deepika Padukone dating a poor guy
— doctor at large (@doctoratlarge) September 1, 2012
Samsung running low on cash to pay $1bn to Apple so travel team canceled blogger’s flight tickets
#conspiracytheory— Varun(@varunkrish) September 3, 2012
Next Raj Thackeray Will announce he will shut down Oxygen Supply to anyone who Speaks in Hindi …
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) September 2, 2012
Raj Thackeray scratches the back of his neck on the left side often. Self-congratulatory gesture.
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) September 3, 2012