Breaking: Baba Ramdev gears up to introduce yoga and meditation techniques to the inmates of the various jails in India. Apparently, he believes that his teachings will turn the criminal minds into gentle ones. #fakingnews While you ponder what Ramdev has in his mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
There should be more medals in each event – Aluminium, Tin, Glass, Clay etc…..
— ð•¥ð•™ð•– ð•¤ð•¥ð• ð•£ð•ªð•‹ð•–ð•ð•ð•–ð•£ (@chemingineer) August 10, 2012
Wretched @DishTV_India's after-sales service is so bad, they make the Congress government seem caring.
— Mihir Bijur (@MihirBijur) August 8, 2012
Dear Kiran Bedi … Even @kamaalrkhan makes more sense than u . At least he Admits he is a nut case .
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) August 12, 2012
Bhagwan ke 100 wife toh chamatkaar. Humare 100 wife toh balatkaar.
— Utsav. (@hellothereblues) August 12, 2012
2012. Leap Ear for Sushil Kumar.
— Roflindian (@Roflindian) August 12, 2012
Today at 11am @quizderek will ask question to which we will not have answer…we can call him Maoist….:-)
— Manish Baid (@manishkbaid) August 12, 2012
Whenever a Salman Khan movie is released, the average IQ of the nation falls by about 20 points
— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) August 11, 2012
Flash: Mamata Banerjee bans Quora in West Bengal.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) August 11, 2012
"Ek tha Tiger"…..until he got a call from his wife to come home !!!
— Ghost Writer (@TheGhostWriterr) August 9, 2012
It seems Zareed Fakariaed up.
— TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) August 11, 2012
ROFL…. One of my friend read some porn and it has come on his FB wall. People celebrating it with comments.
— âš½ (@vivekpoduval) August 8, 2012
"The new book 50 shades of gay is awsm!" – Shahid Kapoor
— Pranav Sapra (@pranavsapra) August 8, 2012
Dear mosquito hovering aimlessly, you should meet Deepak Chopra.
— Local Tea Party (@localteaparty) August 8, 2012
My #airtel mobile is part of my gym workout; to receive/make calls I have to walk out of the house :-/
— Rajyavardhan Rathore (@Ra_THORe) August 8, 2012