Breaking: Baba Ramdev gears up to introduce yoga and meditation techniques to the inmates of the various jails in India. Apparently, he believes that his teachings will turn the criminal minds into gentle ones. #fakingnews While you ponder what Ramdev has in his mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
There should be more medals in each event – Aluminium, Tin, Glass, Clay etc…..
— π₯ππ π€π₯π π£πͺππππππ£ (@chemingineer) August 10, 2012
Wretched @DishTV_India's after-sales service is so bad, they make the Congress government seem caring.
— Mihir Bijur (@MihirBijur) August 8, 2012
https://twitter.com/Tweenyx/status/232495633259429888
Dear Kiran Bedi … Even @kamaalrkhan makes more sense than u . At least he Admits he is a nut case .
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) August 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/unevenblue/status/234645212054573058
2012. Leap Ear for Sushil Kumar.
— Sudipto (@SudiptoDoc) August 12, 2012
Today at 11am @quizderek will ask question to which we will not have answer…we can call him Maoist….:-)
— Manish Baid (@manishkbaid) August 12, 2012
Whenever a Salman Khan movie is released, the average IQ of the nation falls by about 20 points
— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) August 11, 2012
https://twitter.com/fakingnews/status/234314777176973312
"Ek tha Tiger"…..until he got a call from his wife to come home !!!
— Ghost Writer (@TheGhostWriterr) August 9, 2012
It seems Zareed Fakariaed up.
— TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) August 11, 2012
https://twitter.com/AltCricket/status/233924535680892928
Standard phrases for Congress & media .. "Dont communalise" .. "Dont politicise" .. when they screw up big time…
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) August 9, 2012
ROFL…. One of my friend read some porn and it has come on his FB wall. People celebrating it with comments.
— @ (@godofgoodthings) August 8, 2012
"The new book 50 shades of gay is awsm!" – Shahid Kapoor
— Pranav Sapra (@pranavsapra) August 8, 2012
Dear mosquito hovering aimlessly, you should meet Deepak Chopra.
— Local Tea Party (@localteaparty) August 8, 2012
My #airtel mobile is part of my gym workout; to receive/make calls I have to walk out of the house :-/
— Col Rajyavardhan Rathore (Modi Ka Parivar) (@Ra_THORe) August 8, 2012
https://twitter.com/OwlGandhi/status/232876510111997953