Breaking: Rohit Sharma announces retirement from all forms of cricket as a tribute to Sachin Tendulkar. He wants his place to be taken by Sachin Tendulkar in the Indian Cricket Team. #fakingnews While you ponder whether Rohit’s decision was an hasty one, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
@anilkohli54 @mediacrooks @surnell I literally fell off my chair laughing, when I saw this! pic.twitter.com/nUCNHZZC
— PANKAJ KAUSHAL (@pkaushal_99) August 6, 2012
#Rofl #Batman In #INDIA…… pic.twitter.com/Qsw2RFNX
— Raghu (@Raghu610) August 4, 2012
#TVAdsHaveTaughtMe Women dance, play, jump and run around pointlessly when they have periods.
— vadakkus (@vadakkus) August 5, 2012
Somebody just ran for their life crying UFO
— Local Tea Party (@localteaparty) August 4, 2012
India's current tally – 0 Megamax Golds. 1 Midimax Silver. 2 Minimax Bronzes. 1 Micromax Cup.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 4, 2012
Poonam Pandey threatens to wear full clothes if no gold comes to India.
— Jaspal Bhatti (@JaspalBhatti69) August 4, 2012
There is no topless scene in Jism 2, they are using this poster to mislead the public: Sharad Singh, petitioner
— ANI (@ANI) August 4, 2012
holy shit! it almost looks like devendro took lessons from watching me try to beat my giant brother up
— Nishtha Kanal Revankar (@RootKanal) August 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/sapanv/status/231648059661094912
Lady at Au Bon Pain: "You want brown sugar with the coffee?" My NYC colleague looked like he had a heart attack
— Subrata Majumdar (@subrataiam) August 3, 2012
TIL that yuvan shankar raja fans are called yuvanians #cantableto
— Gayatri (@jestme) August 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/daddy_san/status/230753110497320960
"Indians still use their hands for #RakshaBandhan?" ~ Oprah
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) August 2, 2012
Ravana and Soorpanaka would have celebrated Rakshasa Bandhan
— LS (@PuneerSoda) August 2, 2012
"@kamaalrkhan: Today I m sure sunny leone will tie rakhi to Dino Morea so very very happy raksha bandhan to Dino Bhai Jaan"
— 🌸 (@weekendstar31) August 2, 2012
ROFLMAO RT @Sarcasan: Yes, She chose Harvey Dent over you. Now here is Rachel's rakhi.
— Shivaranjan (@shivaranjan) August 1, 2012
Not everyone is married sir! MT @sardesairajdeep: We are all powerless at home
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) July 31, 2012
Rohit Sharma: kitna deti hai. Car Salesman: tere se zyada.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) July 31, 2012