Breaking: A secret IPL memo has been leaked to the press where the teams have been advised to instruct their bowlers to bowl atleast 3 full tosses in the last over to make the match more interesting. #fakingnews. Taking forward the humour thanks to LK Modi and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile.
Dear @kamaalrkhan just F.Y.i more people have already seen #SatyamevJayate than they saw your Last Movie .
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) May 6, 2012
“People should respect the post of President” – message from Pratibha Patil’s office to mark World Laughter Day
— Abhijit Majumder (@abhijitmajumder) May 6, 2012
aamir khan needs a social issue to trend, srk needs to slap one 😛
— Shubh (@ShubhTweeting) May 6, 2012
aamir khan hai!! hai!! *burns effigy* *has no clue why*
— Pallav (@69fubar) May 6, 2012
Captain America’s superpower is to…delegate. He’s the only MBA.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) May 5, 2012
Life’s too short to sit up straight on an airplane seat.
— Sajal Goyal (@SajalG) May 6, 2012
Sidhu could be having a bigger wardrobe than Jayalalithaa’s.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) May 5, 2012
Marriott should offer Loan/EMI for their Sunday brunch.
— AD (@anaggh) May 5, 2012
You can take a man out of KKR but not KKR out of the man RT @sehwagology: CI headline says “Ganguly gives KKR hope”. ROFL!
— Sidvee (@sidvee) May 5, 2012
Dinda is a superb case study in aeronautical engineering.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) May 5, 2012
Yes, Shaadi.com, you have gotten your target audience perfectly by advertising on Torrentz.eu.
— Martin A. K. (@crazytwism) May 5, 2012
Reliance is blocking torrent sites to prevent piracy of Dangerous Ishq, making sure no one at all watches it.
— Raj Devjani (@rdevjani) May 5, 2012
Anna should hang Vatsayayan too- He wrote Kamasutra !
— Rachit Seth (@rachitseth) May 4, 2012
NaMo would never be able to win this year’s Roadies. They are shooting in the US, and he has no visa.
— amreekandesi (@amreekandesi) May 4, 2012
MMS Job Description : Yes Madam
— FakeJourno (@FakeJourno) May 4, 2012
IT guy during video con: chullu bhar bandwidth mein sab log tehrna chaahte hain.
— Bhavna Thapar (@bhavna_thapar) May 4, 2012
420th Six of IPL should be dedicated to Rajiv Shukla and Lalit Modi. @altcricket
— Dr Manmohan Singh (@PM0India) May 3, 2012
The closest 100m race in the world will be b/w dada and nehra
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) May 3, 2012