Breaking: AMS (You know who) will be starring in the sequel of Vicky Donor. The movie is tentatively titled ‘Lawyer ban gaya Donor’ 🙂 #fakingnews. Taking forward the humour thanks to AMS and Vicky Donor, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile.
“Takiye se samosa nikaal yaar” ~Anna Hazare #unknownquotes
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) April 22, 2012
Ganguly is the new brand ambassador for Havells switches?
— VNS (@degree_kaapi) April 21, 2012
Matthews gets the wicket. But so that it does not count for Dada. Conspiracy. I want my own newspaper.
— greatbong (@greatbong) April 21, 2012
Well bowled dada! U need to put gel next time you take a wicket ! #ipl
— yuvraj singh (@YUVSTRONG12) April 21, 2012
Bangalore is so Americanised that part of Richmond Road drives on the wrong side of the road
— Nitin Pai (@acorn) April 21, 2012
A M Singhvi is a man of many talents. Usually he puts his foot in his mouth. At other times, He holds his Shirt in his mouth.
— Amit (@amsrjn) April 21, 2012
If you donate some money to Wikipedia, will you also be called Wiki Donor?
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) April 20, 2012
Will Abhishek Manu Singhvi make it to Big Boss this year ? #AMS
— feluda (@feluda) April 20, 2012
Just saw in a resume :- “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” #LOL #HR @_imonlyindian
— Vivek Mishra (@iVivekHr) April 20, 2012
Why does Kunal Khemu look like the guy who brings new cylinders to your house on a cycle?
— Roshni (@DhinchakChokri) April 20, 2012
Burning Desire -When u discover that the Vaseline u applied before sex in the dark was actually Zandu balm.
— Amit Sharma (@DesolateCranium) April 19, 2012
Those MLAs in Karnataka and Gujarat were watching Abhishek Singhvi!
— Subramanian Swamy (@Swamy39) April 19, 2012
They should play one Ashish Nehra dentistry benefit match. Quickly.
— Suo Motu™ (@suo_motu) April 19, 2012
A request – Please don’t raise very obvious questions. Thanks. RT@sardesairajdeep …Is Mumbai’s train system creaking?
— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) April 19, 2012
Lalit modi live tweeting abt Ipl is like spkng to colleagues how good was ur paycheck @ the old off
— The Artist (@prash_prince) April 16, 2012
Can’t get over this at all “Marol is the Andheri East of Andheri East” Hahahahaha 😀
— Shilpa Rao (@shilparao11) April 18, 2012
The news is dat the mango of Slice ad has become Katrina’s best friend these days
— I Live Ranbir (@TheBarfigirl) April 18, 2012
BTW, If Arnab Gozwami marriez Dolly Bindra, their child would be ze most advanzed sound system the universe will ever see, noe? #Yuss
— S S Sodhi (@SimpooSir) April 18, 2012
Hilarious ones..LOL
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