Breaking: IIT JEE entrance exam has been scraped from the year 2013 as Mr Sibal feels that there aren’t enough questions on the ‘G’ Family in these papers. Admission to IIT JEE will now be based on their 12th percentage and a personal interview by a party worker. #fakingnews Felt happy after reading this? We have more such tweets from the Indian Twitter Users to make you smile this Monday. Read.
Famous Breakup Lines: Honey, how bout a threesome? I’ve already convinced KRK!
— S S Sodhi (@SimpooSir) April 8, 2012
Difference between Manmohan Singh and Ashish Nehra – One doesn’t open his mouth and the other doesn’t close.
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) April 8, 2012
Tried this underarm whitening deo on my forehead.Does not work.Weird.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) April 8, 2012
Friend has a theory that ugly people buy iPhones to divert attention from their ugliness.
— Pallav (@69fubar) April 8, 2012
This asin can over act and be utterly hammy even in a 30 second spot. Amazing.
— Naomi Datta (@nowme_datta) April 8, 2012
KKR is to IPL what KRK is to Twitter @pitchinv
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) April 8, 2012
Thats what u get when u name ur team using an anagram ofKamaal R Khan’s initials without taking his prior permission #KKR
— gaurav (@quencro) April 8, 2012
KKR’s most fearsome assets are their cheerleaders who seem to have done their makeup at Sangam Beauty Parlor.
— greatbong (@greatbong) April 8, 2012
Zardari: Yeh achaar ki bottle kaise bandh karoon? || MMS: Pahle dhakkan pakad. Isko zor se kas ab. Kas ab! || Zardari: :O
— Jay Hind! (@JayHind) April 8, 2012
#Zardari asks Shekhar Gupta to keep an eye on all non notified army movements in Pakistan in his absence.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) April 8, 2012
Sonia Gandhi not to attend the lunch meeting with Zardari. Says having one useless son in the room is bad enough.
— Khamba (@gkhamba) April 8, 2012
MMS: Would you like a veg thali or non-veg thali? | Zardari: No thali please. In Pakistan, we have a Thali-ban. #SundaySorry
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) April 8, 2012
Archana asks Bichel: “Getting on top is one thing… How do you stay there?” #BeDecent
— Subash (@thecricketcouch) April 7, 2012
Zardari will be called asardari if he can make MMS speak.
— aCoolFunnyTweetTypo (@coolfunnytshirt) April 7, 2012
Edge of Dwayne Bravo’s bat – Middle of S. Badrinath’s bat #sameguy
— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) April 7, 2012
ROFL! Jadeja starts like a million dollar baby and falls like non-deserving million dollar baby!
— Foram Gosrani (@ForamG15) April 7, 2012
“I see posts everywhere!” – Fernando Torres.
— vadakkus (@vadakkus) April 7, 2012
Minor relief for Mallya rcb wins 1st match
— suresh n menon (@sureshnmenon) April 7, 2012
Going to dress up in a sari because such photos get many likes on facebook.
— Girin Nayak (@nayakgirin) April 7, 2012
Good on Venkatesh Prasad pretending he can’t hear Danny Morrison. #IPL
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 7, 2012
“Dude where’s my clutch” me on my first automatic drive
— Priyal(@priyal) April 7, 2012