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So Robert Vadra is involved in one more chakkar, eh?
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 5, 2012
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
— Samiran Ghosh (@_samiran) March 5, 2012
Rahul Gandhi, is the new Ra-One. Over -promoted, over-hyped and what a let down!
— Purba Ray (@Purba_Ray) March 5, 2012
Central Railway 2nd class compartments to get cushioned seats. Main toh kehta hoon seats hi nikal do!
— RJ Ankit (@ankitv) March 5, 2012
It’s so sad that my troll has a life and I don’t. The guy hasn’t tweeted all day! 🙁
— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) March 4, 2012
Reporter: “opinion polls say Cong is coming 3rd”. Beni Prasad Verma: “No, we are coming 4th but we have the key”.Unbelievable!
— Smita Prakash (@smitaprakash) March 4, 2012
Swami Nithyananda walking on the street discreetly, wearing a hood : “Have I made it to Lodge?”
— Sarcasan (@Sarcasan) March 4, 2012
Hyper bola, para bola, par ellipse chup raha.
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) March 4, 2012
So @shiladitya looks at Parliament and says “keh konsa wala building hai?”. #towniegirl
— Aneesh Bhasin (@aneeshb) March 4, 2012
I’ve taken to screaming ‘this is sparta’ every time I hit 300 in fruit ninja.
— ChubbySingh (@bitchwanti) March 3, 2012
Overheard in Delhi outside a screening of ‘The Descendants’ – ‘No beta, George Clooney is not a new housing complex’
— atul kasbekar (@atulkasbekar) March 3, 2012
Air India cabin crew. Why? RT @sreemoytalukdar: what is the oldest profession in human race?
— Sidin Vadukut (@sidin) March 3, 2012
Full paisa vasool flight this was. Circled Mumbai for 40 mins! 😐
— Chinmay Shah (@chin80) March 3, 2012
Sanjay Manjrekar’s commentary for this game is like ‘Dark knight rises’ being dubbed in Sindhi.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) March 2, 2012
Monday.. A day of free shrugs #perkytweets @blogadda
— Preethe Madhavan (@preethe) March 4, 2012