Perky Tweets – Sep 5, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsMMS the PM of India apparently keeps his mouth shut because it seems he is bound by a contract with the Congress President Sonia Gandi. This is the real reason according to #wikileaks. Also it says that Rahul Gandhi will not marry until he emerges victorious in Uttar Pradesh. #fakingnews. For more smiles, read our #perkytweets below.

@sritika
Witnessing a girl in #metro wearing a T-shirt that says, “I like banana coz they have no bone” 😐 what was she thinking?!


@shivsingh
Easiest way to tell someone’s on vacation is when you notice their Klout score falling.


@fakingnews
Lalu Yadav has declared that he has only 2 children. He was wearing an “I am Pawar” cap.


@Sarcasan
Nasser Hussain’s ‘donkey’ remark draws sharp criticism from BCCI. Good, somebody has to defend our donkeys.


@drameyacp
Marriage causes @SulbhaArora to tweet less and Bijur more …priorities change thats life


@clintonjeff
The Airtel CEOs microphone is working just like his network. #IndiaOn


@rameshsrivats
Maybe Om Puri just thought that ganwaar was the short form of ganwaarnment.


@hollowmaniac
WAIT. “JUST DANCE” is being shown to us, dubbed in Malayalam??? Oh dear, The end is near.


@Raheelk
Breaking News- ESPN to move all Arsenal Matches to Cartoon Network till they stop playing like kids!! Rofl!


@Gauravision
How would KRK’s children introduce themselves? Ham Hain Kamaal Ke.


@shekharkapur
Most used wrds in Lok Sabha ? ‘aap baithjaiya’


@Roflindian
Heroines never missed a chance to rape Shakti Kapoor #IamPawar


@nirv4nist
Symbian belle is the next big disruption in the mobile industry #IamPawar


@Pushkarr
Send that Garnier girl to pull out the Turkish airplane with her hair.


@69fubar
it really makes me sad that people don’t look as sexy as their thumbnails. What BULLSHIT is this?


@RMantri
“Mummy ko aane do, sabko dekh loonga.” – Rahul Gandhi


@jitengajaria
Did S M Krishna declare his assets or assets of Foreign Minister of Greece by mistake?


@shenoyn
One of my neighbours came back from a screening of “Bodyguard”. He’s still not responding to stimuli


@bhalomanush
Bappi Lahiri will now release a song “Messi Messi, bhalobashi, beshi beshi” for Durga Puja.


@Reachrak
If 50 cent made a hindi song, it would probably be “Har ek cent zaroori honta hain”


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