Do you think we should name every bout of heavy rains as they do for hurricanes and typhoons? It would be fun. For example the last two days rains would be named as Iravati. π What say? Think and read #perkytweets to drive away your Monday Blues.
@_cupcakemafia
Early morning bhajiyas are not good. For the conscience.
@indianalltheway
Watched RG’s speech he delivered y’day. He still has to synchronize his hand gestures w/ his facial expressions.
@aditi_malhotra
Manmohan Singh’s latest reply to Anna : Jab aapne kucch khaya hi nahi toh BILL kis baat ka?
@dhume01
RahulG’s speech was a bit like lecturing someone with a serious gunshot wound on the long term benefits of green vegetables
@_AeJay
@AartiMadan stop calling him manmohan.. He is just Mohan singh!! I am yet to see the “MAN” in him, nuff said π
@Rohneet
This is a status on FB: “I am a Masi now. Congratulations Dee and Jij for the wonderful job.” Yea right, wonderful job!
@RaapChick
When you know All The #linesthatleadtosex , bhai mere idhar kaiku tem waste karta hai?
@HoeZaay
Asked evry1. Apparently d only reason people wear underwear, is d fear of someone randomly puling your pants down in public.
@TheBagwati
Breaking News- ESPN to move all Arsenal Matches to Cartoon Network till they stop playing like kids!! Rofl!
@GaramJowar
I guess our @Taran_Adarsh’s assistant is already busy writing the review for Bodyguard. Must be up by tomorrow.
@venkatananth
That awkward feeling when your dad texts you from the other room to “mind your head and language on twitter”. That.
@BrainyShady
Is Kamran Akmal the goalkeeper for Arsenal?
@soniafaleiro
At this rate we may just remember #ireneas the storm before the calm.
@krazyfrog
It must be easy being an HTC designer. You only have to think of how the battery cover of the next phone will look like.
@sunayanasuresh
New indian symbols: national animal: Annaconda, national food: anna sambhar, national bird: anna kournikova.
@Joydas
Kejriwal is Anna’s Hanuman? I thought its Arindam Chaudhary as I m sure i had seen his Tail, though it came from wrong side
@diogeneb
Was hoping ArindamC would propose a Lokiipmal – Dare to think beyond the Lokpals
@prolificd
We have two houses of Parliament: LOL Sabha and ROFL Sabha.
@prashanthbn
Kiddo Gandhi being praised by a lady. Adds it is a great acheivement. Absolutely. Imagine he read 5 pages!ROFL.
@gopinathmm
Finally, the Indian Parliament gives us a new phrase: “Sense of the House” -after 6 decades of nonsense finally sense prevails! #perkytweets
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