Perky Tweets – May 23, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsOur trusted sources say that Mohammad Azharuddin is working hard to make a comeback to cricket. The reason behind his return is that, he feels no one is there to represent India in the International Match Fixing Syndicate #fakingnews. Here are some more tweets to make you smile this Monday.


@ikaveri
Opposite of Man- chest – r – united ?⁰.⁰.⁰.⁰.⁰Woman – chest- are – divided.


@CricCrazyNIKS
Chetan Sharma finally found his lost brother Balaji πŸ˜› πŸ˜›


@lakshmisharath
Board on a lampost in cochin – ” Specialist in Sexually diseases !” Contact …


@usualsatire
MMS is visiting Ethiopia & Tanzania tomorrow to understand how we could become like them by 2014.


@davyjacobs82
So, a few of my MI teammates hav decided my new indian name is Davindra Jacobs.. Can’t beat them join them lol πŸ˜€


@jatingandhi
a recent post-poll survey has revealed that the largestRed bastion in the country is now on Brinda Karat’s forehead.


@arjunghosh
And I pity the old ladies who go by as *Air Hostess* in Air India! *sigh*”


@Forever_Tarun
Baba Ramdev should sit on fast just after having Panchkarma treatment. Flush out whatever you have inside


@FailingYou
The time is 11am. Has @FashionAndYou spammed you yet?


@arfunnnnn
Its cheaper to buy a Shanti Sagar than buy a plate of idli wada at the Bangalore Airport.


@msnarain
So I hear there’s a new team called The Real KKR that was formed today in Tihar? #KalmadiKanimozhiRaja


@abhishekmadan
Goose that lays the golden egg, MoneyKozhi


@GabbbarSingh
The question is how will America survive those 8 hours without the Indian tech support.


@HoeZaay
Dominique Strauss-Khan steps down as IMF as they repeatedly rejected his proposal to change the name to MILF.”


@mriganayanika
Really wish news channels wd think their tickers through. “Rajni’s wife confirms all his organs are working fine.”


@taklooman
Mutual fun experiments are subject to long term risks, read the pregnancy guide carefully before inserting


@mishrashiv
Award for best actor in reporting role goes to Barkha Dutt ji.


@lavsmohan
I have so many issues I’m practically a subscription.


@atif_icial
You know why nepal doesn’t have the cricket team? Because all of them are night watch man. #perkytweets


@barkingbegum
mirror mirror on the wall.. What the hell… Who removed the batteries?!!?


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