Perky Tweets – May 2, ’11

Apparently, Osama was told to try four square the cigarette, but unknowingly he tried the foursquare app and guess what happened next? #fakingnews.:) Apparently he was living a Royal life across the border. Also news is coming in that Hitler was killed on May 1 1945 and Osama on May 1 2011 via @omgfacts. Tired of reading all this? Let us then read some tweets that will make you smile. 🙂 Here are this week’s Perky Tweets.

@fakingnews
This is worrying. Even Osama Bin Laden is not safe in Pakistan.

@radhikabajaj
I won’t believe he is dead untill Osama says so on a tape that plays on al jazeera

@majorlyprofound
To prevent beepuls getting angry at OBL’s death, he should be quickly declared an Ahmedi.

@KanchanGupta
If Pak ISI knew where OBL was holed up, y didnt dey take him out? & no I don’t mean take him out 4 Sherbet-e-Roohafza

@Joydas
Today is Kalmadi’s B’day. When he was Born, the Doctor had told his Dad ‘Sorry, We tried Our Best but Still he Came Out’

@usualsatire
NDTV is NOT the media arm of the Congress.Congress is the political arm of NDTV.

@surekhapillai
Seeing too many ‘beganon ki shaadi mein ABDULLAH deewana’ tweets. che! kate aur william ka pyar OMAR rahe.

@stupidusmaximus
Kate is now the Duchess of Cambridge? I didn’t know foursquare offered that option

@nationalizer
British royal family is protestant ? And they dont marry catholics? And some talk about caste system in India. ROFL.

@mishrashiv
Ravi Shastri; “I get the feeling, this wedding will do a world of good to confidence of Prince William.”

@savyaswaroop
Somewhere Vivek Oberoi is wondering why people are talking about Prince..

@kunalmajumder
Times Now Impact: William and Kate married after a prolonged campaign by you channel! 😛

@culdivsac
This Royal Wedding is so disappointing. No commercial breaks only. I hope nobody gets out while I visit the loo

@ceetee
Someone’s Facebook album name was ‘Awesome Arpit’. I read it as ‘Awesome Armpit’

@whizkidd
BlackBerry Launches new phone for Indian married women. The BlackBerry Curva-chauth.

@mdeii
We go to royal wedding as Kandasamy magan and Munusamy magan.

@prempiyush
If you tweet from iPad2, it still says “via Twitter for iPad”.

@diogeneb
Meanwhile, somewhere in Anantapur, a Williambati and a Kota Middletangirala must be getting married in a RayalWedding

@varunrayas
Manmohan Singh’s autobiography will be titled: “3 Mistakes of my life: 2G, CWG and Sonia G…!”

@sudhipop
During IPL auctions, Dr.Vijay mallya drank beer a little too much and bid for mohammed kaif thinking it was katrina kaif:-P

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