Babri demolition dented BJP’s credibility: Advani A statement like this is apt to start our week in ROFLing note. What else can you expect from a man who says this? There are better things to read and smile this monday and here they are…
@laktek
These women should really work out…offered the seat to one thinking she’s pregnant..
@Ramblinggeek
Haha – Our National Anthem says ” Tabh Shubh Aashish Maange ” – Somebody on my FB wants the line to be removed#nehra
@dilipm
Shit.. how I wish I was Nehra, Every Indian gal wants to F*$C him…
@fakingnews
Kochi Tuskers Kerala from Indi Commandos. It’s like giving last over to Piyush Chawla from Ashish Nehra
@greatbong
Please DJ do not say “put your hands up in the air” Yuvi will do that and miss another catch…
@sidvee
When Tendulkar is on 99, even Arnab Goswami shuts up
@Shrey_vats
Middle East should have welcomed homosexuality since it’s always Reigning Men.
@rakeshrh
In India, the G in 3G stands for gprs.
@punkster101
In high school I had this cute arab girl as my neighbour. After exams when I came back, I saw her baby bump 🙁
@BoredCricket
For a great future coach, India needs John Wright + Gary Kirsten to have a baby.
@zoOm_buzz
Tusshar will be seen getting intimate with Vidya onscreen. They are taking workshops for the same.
@daddy_san
Schwarzenegger rolled with the punches till he landed a role with the punches.
@Twinklesss_
“Affair” after Marriage is like..MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY …’Change ur service provider without changing ur number’ 😉 😛
@miss_teerious
He had to leave the organization due to ill health; the boss got sick of him. #PerkyTweets
@vikaspgoel
Dear youth, if your denims are low waist, T-shirt is short, atleast wear a good branded underwear
@prateekgupta
If one eats Pasta and AntiPasta will he still be full? #PerkyTweets
@gopinathmm
Drunk pilots and fake pilots assured a place in heaven! They will make us pray harder, which btw even priests cant! #perkytweets
@_stoic_
happy that chawla is playing.this way NED will score enough runs so that Sachin could score another century
@bharatrram
IA and AI finally merge. Now AI. Can they also be A1?#perkytweets
@quickdraw_46
I’d rather drive down to Mumbai then Pimpri. #perkytweets
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