In a strange turn of events today, Ram Sena and all the Sena’s assembled at Azad maidan wearing pink dresses and let Red balloons into the sky. It seems St Valentine came in the dreams of one of the heads of the Sena and told him to promote love as elections are near. 🙂 So no more violence on Valentine’s day 🙂 #fakingnews. More good news coming your way in the form of #perkytweets.
@neelnshah
has to be #RAJNIKANTH 😛 @kiranmanral Romantic movie quotes quiz coming up. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
@pareshg
The day Anu Malik, Baba Sehgal and Himmesh rock the #grammys is the day I go out back and electrocute myself.
@mojorojo
It’s Valentine’s Day!! Or as the Shiv Sena calls it, Sports Day.
@sureshnakhua
jawarhalal was born on 14th nov tht means motilal nehru had a mindblowing celebration of valentine day tht year
@tantanoo
In true valentine spirit, a man in the auto that I was traveling in, asked me if I was straight.
@madversity
Valentine’s Day warning: Summer of 69 is a Bryan Adams song about a year. Don’t think of positions.
@NonSlave
Any guy who’s spending money on a V-Day date is thinking only one thing: “Second base jaa saku toh paise wasool.”
@Tbgdgc
Me dear brand new Honda city, you’re too close. Move away. This is the road, not a bedroom.
@dharmeshG
I am so pissed with Vodafone right now that I want to slaughter the pug and feed it to the Zoo Zoos.
@amreekandesi
Aftab Shivdsani on TV discussing the best batting position for Yusuf Pathan. Just kill me now.
@prashantdr
Nokia-MS marriage is like when the mother says, “dont worry abt the face- they hv a good family bijnesh. Lots of money”.
@JayHind
SM Krishna figured out the wrong speech only when no “Sonia ji rocks” reference came within first 5 minutes.
@shanu8
This Valentine, buy one, get one free. Then get a refund, and keep the free one.
@nayakgirin
She had a wardrobe malfunction. The door fell on her head.
@69fubar
That awkward moment when you’re buying condoms and next dude is buying diapers.
@madmanweb
Somebody called me a rhinoceros the other day. I agreed; I am definitely horny
@gau3
A: “I had chicken for dinner last night.” B: “Dude, I said that first 2 days ago. Delete the tweet or give credit.”
@sparklingstar18
Abdul Kalam’s autobiography: “Wings of Fire”!! Pratibha Patil’s autobiography: “My seat is on Fire”!!
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