Perky Tweets – Jan 17, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsBack from weekend and back to work. Inspired by ‘No One Killed Jessica’, Salman Khan and Arbaaz Khan are planning to announce a new movie called ‘No one killed the Chinkara’. It will star Sagarika Ghose who is the investigator. #fakingnews. 🙂 For more such monday laughs, we have the #perkytweets. Read them now.

@OldmonkMGM
And the Golden Globes for the best movie ever made in 5000 years (I like creationists)- Gunda.


@_Palash 
Lady at counter of Fortis Hospital dealing with public & her phone rings..”Hold me now, touchme now, I cant live without u”


@InstantMusings
Mrs Malik will play Justine Henin in the first round of Oz Open. *claps*


@thebongbabe
High point of 2days bowling: frnd throws her bowling ball,it lands in the next lane n knocks down their pins


@thecoffeenazi 
The problem with wearing a black suit for a wedding reception is that the caterers also dress in black suits


@Joydas
@sunainak Going to CCD and Ordering Veg Samosa is like Going to a Brothel for a Hug


@sunnychahal
I’m pretty sure the surgeon asked Bill Gates’s father for the activation key before delivering Bill Gate


@jhunjhunwala
going to combine Turning 30 and Yamla Pagla Deewana to make a super awesome film called ‘Turning Yamla Pagla Deewana’


@Bumbhai
(..)ever been woken up on a peaceful Sat morning, by a wrong number, which says “Bhai, Goregaon mein Lafda ho gaya hai!”


@Kunti
@karan You are my son. Now dont ROFL about how you were born. #tweetbharata


@JayHind
Breaking: Less than 30 people turn up for the screening of ‘Turning 30’.


@jayshrek
Don’t know about Two and half men, but Two and half women will be called Koffee with Karan


@alimaxout
Aap ki rai important hai… Aur ash bhi #perkytweets


@varunrayas
If dhobhi ghat fails at the box office, what will ppl tell aamir khan? Ans – ‘na tum ghar ke rahe naa dhobhi ghat ke’ #perkytweets


@dibyabttb
Dhoni’s ‘well of course’ is the secular version of Inzamam’s ‘Inshallah’. Isn’t it? 😛 #perkytweets


@3Meisters
#MumbaiMarathon It’s so exciting. Some people are dressing up as chicken,some as egg – will finally get to know who came first! #PerkyTweets


@akashraks
Harman Baweja is wondering that with the new Zodiac sign out, will he get to meet 13th Priyanka!


@ankushag
Found the secret formula to predict Sensex: It’s inversely proportional to Pyaaj and Byaaj rates. #perkytweets


@atif_icial
Few States of India have chief ministers, other have thief ministers.#perkytweets


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