Whoa! This week, there were close to 2000 #perkytweets. Thank you to all those who are bringing smile to millions of Indian Twitter users every day and thanks to Infibeam.com for rewarding the top three every week. So what are you waiting for? Tag your funny tweets as #perkytweets and win a customized tee courtesy @Infibeam. Read the funny tweets from the Indian Twitter users for this week.
@srrahman
New sports that should be introduced at common wealth games. 1) Escape the bullet .
@adicrazy
Someone searching for ‘crazy bitch’ landed on my blog today. What can I say!
@Roflindian
MPs’ behaviour reminds me of Lata Mangeshkar’s epic tribute to d Parliament-zoo zoo zoo zu zoo zoo…zoo zoo zoo zu zoo zoo
@krishashok
Like a Ferrari using kerosene, Vertu phones use Symbian? ……………………………………………………
@Actve
Vidya Balan will play Uma Thurman’s role in the hindi remake of Kill Bill. I hope people wont call the movie Kill Balan after watching it π
@milcom_
Someday, I will own a Ranch and I will open Twitter accounts for cattle. I shall tweet “MOO”. I expect a few 100 Followers.
@ouchmytoe
Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month
@vimoh
The CMS that gods use to host their blogs – Lordpress. ……………………………………………………
@gkhamba
Focus on your breathing, especially if you’re a virgin. Air’s likely the only thing you’ll take in and out.
@ChamatkariBaba
You know why TWITTER is so popular in India? Because it satisfies our ego. They are Followers not Friends π #perkytweets
@gkmaestro
Breaking News:Pakistan Cricket Board has signd multi-million$ contract wid Shaadi.com.Promotional msg “We fix matches better” #perkytweets
@kusharora
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, Im from the government and Im here to help. #perkytweets
@silv3rglee
In a Paris hotel elevator | Please leave your values at the front desk. #perkytweets
@crucifire
Shakira (as Goddess Kali) lyrics > Oh baby when you kill demons like that… you make a devotee go mad… #perkytweets
@amreekandesi
Pak asking India to exercise restraint in Kashmir is quite like Arnab asking his interviewees to let him also speak. #perkytweets
@krazzywarrior
“Entertainment Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega” and “Emotional Atyachaar” should swap names. At least, we’ll know what to expect. #perkytweets
@Inglorious_Engg
To be a good professional always start to study late for exams because it teaches how to manage time and tackle emergencies!! #perkytweets
@ritzk15
JrB’s Ist film as a producr, PAA, does wel at d BO n also gets a national award. he shud stop torturing us anymor wid his actin #perkytweets
@taklooman
Having a wife is a part of living. But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of Living #perkytweets
@meetkochar
3 am phone call..”hey are you asleep??” ….”No I’m Skydiving”..………………………………………..
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