Perky Tweets – Jun 7, ’10

The Rains have finally hit Mumbai and tweets from Delhi suggest that weather is beautiful there as well. Time for masti and long drives in the rains. Nature would be in its full glory in different parts of the country. Time to sip garam masala chai alongwith Pakoras and read the #perkytweets.

@varungrover
Good thing the Monsoon comes to Mumbai frm South. Theres no way Thakarey bros would have allowed one coming in from North.

@panku_
In bars guys act like they r in beer commercial, girls act like they r in a shampoo commercial.

@abhishekmadan
So if Miles Davis was born in India, would he be called Kilometers Davis? ……………………….

@schaurasiya
BreakiNews: Pak cricket stadiums now avlbl 4 marriage lawns. For booking plz contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) formerly knwn as PCB!

@Shakti_Shetty
I once had a handle on my life but it snapped….then i replaced it with a Twitter handle! 😛 #perkytweets

@madmanweb
A week ago, the census guy dropped in and asked me a few hundred questions short of “favourite sexual position”.

@vSAMosa
The cyclone threatening Gujarat has been named Phet. In case it leaves without causing any damge we can say cyclone ki phet gayi

@chrony
once a boy proposed to a girl.. she said NO… Then the boy lived happily ever after

@silv3rglee
#OMGpickuplines The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless. #perkytweets

@pseudgult
If I stay up all night, I don’t have to brush my teeth in the morning right? Gotta ask Mum

@subhadeep
Cant tweet now, some real birds are watching. #perkytweets ………………………

@JWalia
My dog creates more facial expressions in his one bark than Arjun Rampal had made in his entire filmi career. #perkytweets

@v_shakthi
First the IPL was “Modi”fied , now it is facing a “Pawar’ crisis #perkytweets

@aarthycrazy
Hrithick says- that kites is not biriyani- but Pasta. I say- Thank God 4 that. Biriyani can never get this bad. :P:P #perkytweets

@aficionado10
You can’t make any pregnant lady sit in #NANO and u can’t make any lady pregnant in NANO..!! #perkytweets

@nikhilnarayanan
Bahuvachan: Pluralist theories propagated by a woman at her in-laws’ place

@SakshitVig
Himesh.. #iflifegivesu a throat then why sing from your cocky nose ?? ………………………

@taanisrk
World?s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. ………………………

@nosdos
I like the girl sitting on the opposite table. She is cute, but her mouth widens like that of a monster for food intake

@diogeneb
#Autobiography of Bindeshwar Pathak (founder of Sulabh Toilets) – One flew over the Kakkoos Nest #Tamil

@SahilRiz
#iflifegivesu Arnab Goswamis, make tirades.

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