Are you Lost in lost tweets? @s4sukhdeep and many others feel so. In other news Manmohan Singh held his first press conference today after 4 years. How many of you listened to it and what was your take from it? When would be the next? Keep anticipating and drive away your Monday blues for years to come with the #perkytweets.
@DrVini
First time Rakhi Sawant looked herself on tv! She was dressed as an evil witch and hence her performance was very natural
@CelinaJaitly
The problem with beauty is.. its like being born rich and getting poorer.
@sidoscope
It is biologically impossible for a man to have opinion on clothes!!! ………………………….
@creatitwitty
What Pakistan has essentially done is put a burqa on ‘face’book. ………………………………………….
@diogeneb
Pakis are sorely missing their favt Facebook pastime – Armville ………………………….
@avkur
Why are cyclones named after women? When they come they’re wet & wild; when they go they take your house & car
@anaggh
Decent Girls open a few Buttons in a Hot Atmosphere… But, Smart Girls open a few Buttons to make the Atmosphere Hot.!
@anantha
There was once a guy in our college whose middle name was Beta. Unconfirmed sources said there was an Alpha in the family too.
@Vemuri_Srinivas
@silv3rglee n i m learning #perkytweets 2 flirt w./ my spouse n color my married life
@Shakti_shetty
I know who you are. You are Monday, aren’t you? The same ole bugger who visited last week! Get lost now! #perkytweets
@abhijitdg
You split *sweetheart* into two words, and the meaning becomes so physical! Amazing
@Aagan86
Gary says have sex , Dhoni says no party ! I understand why the team is confused !! #perkytweets
@bharathstays
Boeing is using #Windows for 737s, I guess. It seems to crash too often ! #perkytweets
@dunkdaft
With great power comes a great electric bill. RT @ruthakers #perkytweets
@anilyst
Alonso is trying to prove “there is no such thing as a free practice” theory!
@Crotchingtiger
Someone once told me to follow my dreams. I’ve searched long and hard but My Dreams’ not on twitter! #pj #perkytweets
@arjitcapricorn
Man is known by the company he keeps, company is known by the woman it keeps π #perkytweets
@subhadeep
Dont wanna watch Kites running in theatres. Wanna see them flying in the sky. #perkytweets
@RockIshtaar
Don’t get an internet connection in PAK…total loss of money #perkytweets
@preethe
Speech is my birth right .. Then why the hell am i paying my phone bills !!! #perkytweets
@prateekgupta
Why did the movie Kites fell Apart? Bcz the story pieces got dropped off while telling over the crappy Reliance network #perkytweets
@silv3rglee
How do you tickle a rich girl? Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!” *LOLsob* #perkytweets
@candinam
Multitasking= being able to screw up several things at the same time #perkytweets
@frozenwell
Present is always big.proof? u wer bacteria to some dino y’day n are dino to som bacteria today #perkytweets
@gopinathmm
Did RK Pachauri make a blunder by retracting his glacier melting forecast? Now mumbaikars are melting this summer #perkytweets
@nandaseth
#changeUP Prashna Pradesh #perkytweets …………………………………………
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