The organization of Indian Twitter Users (OITU) were a bit subdued last week. One of the members of the (OITU) @wlsuch came across a site called princesssheeba.com and soon #princesssheeba became a trending #hashtag. Otherwise it was business as usual last week. To make this week more exciting and a one with a smiling start, here are this week’s #perkytweets.
IPL is gettin too mch lengthy … Next year thr wil b 2 more teams . It is turnin out to b ‘Kyunki saas wi kabhi bahi thi’ #IPL #perkytweets
Want to get rid of monday blues move to the middle east. Week starts on sunday.. #perkytweets
I think, the only way to get more people to vote is to keep the ballot boxes at the stadiums during #IPL ties. #perkytweets
Its high time we change the name of the Indian Ocean to Native American Ocean. #perkytweets
When inviting a girl for a cocktail session, don’t remove the word “tail” from “cocktail” !! #perkyTweets
Why don’t we go back to my place and do the things I’m going to tell people we did anyway? #perkytweets #pickuplines
Had thy been mathematicians? Rajnikant 2 Sreeshant:Kanna,I counted to infinity twice in my life. Sreesant:I can divide by zero. #perkytweets
Bees have this way of appearing at unusual places and causing anxiety to the hosts. Big Bee, apparently, is no different! #perkytweets
Unless #3G comes on Airtel [@airtel_news] and Vodafone [@vodafoneIn] I will call the device as iPhone S and not as iPhone 3GS. #perkytweets
Its only when the tide goes out that you discover whose been swimming naked. #perkytweets
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. 😛 #perkytweets
NON-SMoker:: I dont like cigarettes so i dont touch them, SMoker:: even i dont like cigerattes so i burn them #perkytweets
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved. #perkytweets
saanson ki zaroorat hai jaise zindagi ki liye … bas ek follower chahiye triple century ke liye …. #frustoo #despo #perkytweets
What goes up into the air white and comes down yellow and white? An egg. #perkytweets
#perkytweets Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. ………………………………… .. .………….…………………..
@cubicile_blues Dint you know ..that the estimations numbers (man hours) flash in front of our eyes when we daydream 😛 #perkytweets
Paper-work is boring. Why can’t they call it (& make it) pay-per work, instead? #perkytweets
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’? #perkytweets …………………………………
twinkle twinkle jatt di car, khadke glassi in the bar, punjabi bhangra and chicken fry,always talli never cry #perkytweets
God was overburdened answering the human requests, so he created Google 🙂 #perkytweets
Thanks to @blogadda , I get a lot of compliments for my perky tits #perkytweets
naa something ahmadinejad spins everyday 🙂 RT: @silv3rglee: What is a centrifuge? A place where 100 people hide. #perkytweets
N:Why do you have ganesha in the car?B: becoz he is the remover of obstacles. N: so you can wade thru traffic easily? ROFL!
Jay’s News Flash – Indian pvt bank launches Viagra competitor; will use same adline – Na sar jhuka hai kabhi… #perkytweets #fb
That’s Lasith’s way of saying, “Malinga is bigger than yours. ,…………………………………
Modi should start hero honda earth hour during IPL. Switch off all the lights and just show ads for 1Hr.
Badrinath: “Thinking is such a waste of time” …………………………………
Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – each one of you is simply superb!
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