The organization of Indian Twitter Users hereby announce that ‘#perkytweets is the official medium to drive away your Monday Blues’. Tag your tweets as #perkytweets to make thousands of people smile with your creativity and originality. This is an order by the OITU :). Here are this week’s tweets picked up by the creator of #perkytweets, BlogAdda. 😛
@cubicile_blues
The rain has brought me some solace. My boss today has come to office on his motorcycle.
@mojorojo
The Annual Cricketers For The Cause of Money Tournament begins today. Woo hoo!
@mokkai_mak
Rahul Mahajan deserved to marry an ‘Indian Airlines’ air hostess. …………………………
@radha_
I am worried that I will spend a good part of my life in meetings.. Wait, I’ve already done that 🙁
@Chupchap
WTF. Arg just scored 3 goals in 3 mins looks like Ind hockey team is watching IPL opening ceremony =/ #hockey
@silv3rglee
OMG pickup lines: I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? #perkytweets.
@tam007
A journey of thousand miles begins with takeoff. #perkytweets ………………………..
@subhadeep
Honestly, if god had really wanted you to just watch life go by, he would have made you a statue. #perkytweets
@zoooni
Y do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKZ & not their MINDS?? A: Bcoz they knw dat men r STUPID, but not BLIND.#perkytweets
@brainstuck
I was on diet for two weeks… And all i lost was…. two weeks… ………………………..
@arjunvj
My Touch-screen computer accused me of sexual harassment #LMAO #perkytweets
@abhi_nahi
#IPL…. Whoz supporting preity’s “Team”? Two count as a team ? Inn’it? #perkytweets
@RockIshtaar
The Next Big Book Here :- “HOW TO KILL A TWITTER BIRD”! #perkytweets
@ruchasharma
I am 300 Tweets old now!!!! ;P #perkytweets ……………………….. ………………………..
@nkitg
I asked an Afghan Soilder what’s your favourite part of a meal ? ……. “The desert” was his quick answer #perkytweets
@gunducci
Terrorists are tourists, who come to our country to play diwali. #perkytweets ………………………..
@ManiKarthik
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? – Call and tell her. #perkytweets #sexhumor
@rjshrikant
My auto narrowly missed running over a woman – she must’ve thot the 33% quota applies to roads as well.. #perkytweets
@crucifire
It’s not good to have pre-conceived motions about an upset stomach. #perkytweets #fb
@YosemiteSam_VJ
Life Insurance: You gimme 500k, I’ll give it back when you die. #PerkyTweets ………………………..
@prateekgupta
They say there is no I when you are Married but then doesn’t it become Marred? #Pun #PerkyTweets
@milind_thanki
After KCK : Telephone models with voice remindr function shud nw come with instruction – keep out of d reach of schizophrenics. #perkytweets
@gopinathmm
I find believing in the existence of bad cholesterol as difficult as believing in the existence of good Taliban! #perkytweets
@chin80
#overheard At one point of time, #nityanand was following @harisadu thinking he’s some ‘sadhu’ and could collaborate with him. #perkytweets
@KhushiKiDuniya
#perkytweets @partywithneha There ws a time wen blackberry n apple were just fruits… 😛
@leprincz
Be friends with stupid people..they would worship you!! #perkytweets ………………………..
Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – each one of you is simply superb!
For more laughs, read the interview of Saad Akthar, the brains behind Fly You Fools and the Chetan Bhagat, #chetanblocks controversy.