Perky Tweets – Mar. 15, ‘10

BlogAdda's perky TweetsThe organization of Indian Twitter Users hereby announce that ‘#perkytweets is the official medium to drive away your Monday Blues’. Tag your tweets as #perkytweets to make thousands of people smile with your creativity and originality. This is an order by the OITU :). Here are this week’s tweets picked up by the creator of #perkytweets, BlogAdda. 😛

@cubicile_blues
The rain has brought me some solace. My boss today has come to office on his motorcycle.

@mojorojo
The Annual Cricketers For The Cause of Money Tournament begins today. Woo hoo!

@mokkai_mak
Rahul Mahajan deserved to marry an ‘Indian Airlines’ air hostess.  …………………………

@radha_
I am worried that I will spend a good part of my life in meetings.. Wait, I’ve already done that 🙁

@Chupchap
WTF. Arg just scored 3 goals in 3 mins looks like Ind hockey team is watching IPL opening ceremony =/ #hockey

@silv3rglee
OMG pickup lines: I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? #perkytweets.

@tam007
A journey of thousand miles begins with takeoff. #perkytweets  ………………………..

@subhadeep
Honestly, if god had really wanted you to just watch life go by, he would have made you a statue. #perkytweets

@zoooni
Y do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKZ & not their MINDS?? A: Bcoz they knw dat men r STUPID, but not BLIND.#perkytweets

@brainstuck
I was on diet for two weeks… And all i lost was…. two weeks…   ………………………..

@arjunvj
My Touch-screen computer accused me of sexual harassment #LMAO #perkytweets

@abhi_nahi
#IPL…. Whoz supporting preity’s “Team”? Two count as a team ? Inn’it? #perkytweets

@RockIshtaar
The Next Big Book Here :- “HOW TO KILL A TWITTER BIRD”! #perkytweets

@ruchasharma
I am 300 Tweets old now!!!! ;P #perkytweets  ……………………….. ………………………..

@nkitg
I asked an Afghan Soilder what’s your favourite part of a meal ? ……. “The desert” was his quick answer #perkytweets

@gunducci
Terrorists are tourists, who come to our country to play diwali. #perkytweets  ………………………..

@ManiKarthik
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? – Call and tell her. #perkytweets #sexhumor

@rjshrikant
My auto narrowly missed running over a woman – she must’ve thot the 33% quota applies to roads as well.. #perkytweets

@crucifire
It’s not good to have pre-conceived motions about an upset stomach. #perkytweets #fb

@YosemiteSam_VJ
Life Insurance: You gimme 500k, I’ll give it back when you die. #PerkyTweets  ………………………..

@prateekgupta
They say there is no I when you are Married but then doesn’t it become Marred? #Pun #PerkyTweets

@milind_thanki
After KCK : Telephone models with voice remindr function shud nw come with instruction – keep out of d reach of schizophrenics. #perkytweets

@gopinathmm
I find believing in the existence of bad cholesterol as difficult as believing in the existence of good Taliban! #perkytweets

@chin80
#overheard At one point of time, #nityanand was following @harisadu thinking he’s some ‘sadhu’ and could collaborate with him. #perkytweets

@KhushiKiDuniya
#perkytweets @partywithneha There ws a time wen blackberry n apple were just fruits… 😛

@leprincz
Be friends with stupid people..they would worship you!! #perkytweets  ………………………..


Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day
. Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – each one of you is simply superb!

For more laughs, read the interview of Saad Akthar, the brains behind Fly You Fools and the Chetan Bhagat, #chetanblocks controversy.

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