Perky Tweets – Jan. 25, ‘10

Do you think Sunday is the shortest day of the week? Because you never realize when it gets over. Today, so many would have bunked office to club the holidays of Sunday and Tuesday together. What ever it is, If you are at office or at home, here are the #perkytweets to bring a smile to your face this Monday.

@Tinadaja
@KarmicThoughts rofl…@TinaDaja would light a fire under  the water pipes for the shower next time 😛

@Kunalrao
It’s hilarious  when shops italicize the Tamil script. Looks like sheep hair being blown  away with the wind.

@neo_indian
I’ll bet Kasab  will get honest in a hurry if  we force him to watch Aastha TV  24/7.     ………………………….

@trivedipankaj
Some people may  think you’re cute, Babe. But to me you’re  one very large baked potato!

@Jhunjhunwala
@PritishNandy Your company is called PNC but many Indians urinate on roadsides. So they basically Pee & See. Will the Peeing & Seeing ever stop?

@Anantn
OH: Yo mama’s so fat that she can sit on a binary tree and turn it into a linked list in constant time. #fb

@tanya25m
Have u heard abt the blind prostitute? … U’ve got to hand it 2 her #perkytweets

@preethe
OMG !! salman looks constipated even in song sequences of veer …………………………

@Akash_aks
Boby darling ko apne boyfrnd pe sak hai…ha ha ha…:D #WTF ROFL …………………………

@mojorojo
Right now, Arjun Rampal is panicking his ass off. “Shit. I won. The press will be here. They’ll expect me to emote.”

@_num
Getting random  mail from “cute boy, 40 yrs” who wants  “good perterner” . There are somethings money  can’t buy. ROFL.

@shoaib88
i sms,therefore i am … short messenger? #perkytweets       …………………………

@gopinathmm
Some deemed Universities are now doomed universities #perkytweets …………………………

@subhadeep
Why do the words I Love You need an answer when all of us know its not an question? #perkytweets #omgthatssotrue

@v_shakthi
What is Tiger Woods’ fav traffic sign : ” Hump Ahead ”  #perkytweets …………………………

@gkmaestro
Most people Deserve a Bachelor in Procrastination with a Major in Facebook/Twitter . #perkytweets

@twaddlingricha
kasam udaan chhalle ki 😀 #perkytweets   ……………………………………………………

@sandyssn
My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion. WTF? Literally! ……………..

@crucifire
My friends told me to not be hard on myself. I stopped masturbating! #perkytweets

“If you see someone without a smile; give him one of yours.” Same thing applies on Twitter! Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – you guys are simply superb!

For more smiles, read the conversation of the faceoff between Rakesh Jhunjhunwala and Pritish Nandy on Twitter. Hope you have been not missing reading the interviews and the weekly picks alongwith the guest posts. Do send in your feedback and help us serve you better. Have an awesome week ahead.