Our Master Blaster completed 20 years of international cricket yesterday and today, in the first test match, Dravid is playing one of his classy innings alongwith the skipper MSD. The weather is also playing games with us. Too many headline grabbing news to write about but most of them are depressing. If you want something to perk you up and are tired of reading the depressing headlines, you are at the right place. Here are this week’s #perkytweets!
@prateekgupta
Q: What they would name the movie they make on Politicians liek Madhu Koda? A: Cheque De India.
@filter_c
But Gilani is right, technically. It’s inconvenient to present evidence when it’s still being fabricated
@centerofright
Kalyan singh – main aaj bhi swayam sevak hoon……………………………………..…………………………………….
@walikarsh
My Lappy cost me 34k. And the broken screen now costs 16k. who the hell sleeps beside a laptop!! FML
@ani625
“My heart is beating, keeps on repeating” – Who writes these? How abt this – “My wife is beating, keeps on repeating”
@b50
Talking of RSS, I think the BJP is now the Mandir Ka Ghanta. Har koi aake bajaa ke jaata hai.
@sreeyesh
Big mistake going with Dad to shop. He hated all the shirts I liked. I hated all the shirts he liked. End result: No shirts were bought.
@sharonness
A man warns ppl queued at a ticket window abt the terrorist attack. 75% run, the rest don’t want to lose their place in the queue.
@anaggh
Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .Student : WOW !
@arpitjacob
got a relationship request from one of my friends to add her as a spouse 😛 her husbands name is the same as mine 😉
@dunkdaft
Shall I use ‘HHKL’ instead of ‘ROFL’. ? (HHKL = Hans Hans Ke Lotpot) ……………………………………………………….
@tantanoo
Looking for your pic in your parent’s marriage album is so #fail, but then so am I #epicfail
@kedar9
Bhaktyaar says “Maine hamesha woh kaam kiya hai jisse mera talent dikha hai.” Did he refer to his Unwanted 72 ads?
@DrVini
ZOMG!! Vinod kambli snores like a cow in labour on #bb3!!………………………………………………………
@bombaylives
I think NDTV has removed firewall from their office, wholesale mein junta are joining Twitter.
@virsanghvi
Raj Thackeray and Rakhi Sawant are the media’s two favourite Maharashtrians. But Rakhi has more balls.
@gopinathmm
BCCI refuses Virgin airline sponsorship – How can Indian players wear T-shirts saying “VIRGIN” and get screwed in every match? #perkytweets
@reema226
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
@shaadidotcom
Q) Do you know the punishment for bigamy? A) Two Mother-in-laws!!! #perkytweets
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Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:
- People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
- They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
- Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
- Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂