Its Monday. Time to perk you up. As Monday is the start of the week, we want to serve the best for you. Be it the Best Indian Blog Posts, Best interviews, Best coverage of all major events and not to forget, the best #perkytweets. Do not forget to check out our dashboards on Best Bollywood Blogs, Best Indian Interior Design Blogs and the Indian CEO blogs. Here are this week’s #perkytweets.
@lavsmohan
Explorer who was also an entrepreneur? Vasanthandco da gama …………………………………………………..
@greatbong
Yuvraj’s dismissal is amazing. First he Kim Sharma’s the ball towards the stumps and then Deepika’s it right onto the stumps.
@_aditya_gupta_
Cricinfo “Jadeja looks for one, Dhoni says no, but there is a single here. Who believes Jadeja’s calls nowadays ?”
@ttemowner
Dumb passenger says… Train driver was very fast and was frequently changing lines… ROFL……………………………
@sajutp
I have no problem keeping secrets. It’s the people I tell.………………………………………….………………………………………
@tantanoo
Misfortune is when you are in a lift with a hot girl and you remember you didn’t put on the AXE deo today
@Kedar9
For the last time plz. When Ismail was asked about new-entry Pravesh, he said “Mujhe Pravesh se bohot acche vibrations mile”
@meow000
I have the simplest tastes……. I am always satisfied with the best. #perkytweets ………………………………………………………….
@_eMeNeF_
Everyone is entitled to be Stupid….but some abuse the privilege #perkytweets ………………………………………………………….
@nkitg
Teacher to Sardar: btao india ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya? Sardar boht dair sochny k bad bola: Hawa me….!!! #perkytweets
@gkmaestro
India’s Agriculture isn’t progressing since the Youth of today is busy farming on Farmville in FB .!!! #perkytweets
@Shachii
Sign outside a bakery: Need dough? Knead dough. #perkytweets..………………………………………………………….………………………………
@iyermatter
@lavsmohan The Karnataka Milk Federation’s Nandini milk parlors have the tagline MILK PLUS MORE
@rohanbabu
Can I grow some weed in Farmville and sell it to those guys in Mafiawars?………………………………………………………….
@rohan107
I want to see triangular series between India, Australia and Sachin Tendulkar. Final will be xciting- Aus and Sachin!
@mohitnanda
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. ………………………………………………………………..
@Thej
My Father: Along with Sachin Tendulkar gold also reached 17k yesterday.
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Last week a very interesting hashtag became popular and it had a lot of Indianness in it. The hashtag was #youareanindian and it had all the Indianness in it. We have compiled the best tweets about #youareanindian. Read them and if you think we have missed out something, let us know through commenting.
Here are the #youareanindian tweets
@kedilaya
If you start honking right after the signal turns green, even if there are 10 cars ahead of you
@chetan_bhagat
on jet airplane. One passenger distributing Haldiram sweets to all others, no idea why.
@meghraj_patriot
agar aap dost ki dukaan ke bahar dera jama ke baith te ho toh !………………………………………………………….
@mrityunjonsen
f u r addicted to the indian tv reality shows(copied frm american version) 😀……………………………
@arindampalit
if you would’nt think of calling a beautiful girl a ‘maal’………………………………………………………………………………
@mithyavadini
if you address all strangers as “Uncle” and “Aunty” ……………………………………………………………………………..
@laharigollakota
If you build temples for cine stars, and give God like status to cricketers ………………………………………………………….
@sumank
if you thought Ayn Rand was a guy. And sidney sheldon, a girl ………………………………………………………….
@twilightfairy
If u goto a chinese/italian restaurant and expect saunf with the bill………………………………………………………….
@sanjana_s
if every reunion u go to, they still play ‘summer of 69’ and everybody still sings along!
@nikhilnarayanan
If Hawaii is a chappal brand and not a place. ………………………………………………………….
@chuck_gopal
if you start filtering out ladies by caste before hitting on them so you don’t upset your parents
@kadambariyer
if you buy jeans at Levi’s but fight with the subziwaala and rickshawaala over Rs. 5.
@Soravjain
if you have fake ids on Yahoo Messenger to search a date 🙂 ………………………………………………………….
@raviscerator
if the first thing you ask a relative/friend coming from abroad, is to bring you “foreign chocolates”
@VJ1987
Mile sur mera tumhara, #youareanindian and you will never be able to get this tune out of your head
@Soravjain
if you can confidently give someone directions to an address you really do not know
@cockybox
if you talk in English after being drunk or coming face to face with a pretty girl
@vaibhavlodha
if you buy a GPS for a weekend from Walmart and return it on Monday after your trip is over. 😉
@milcolm_
if you ride your bike through the Footpath in the heart of the National Capital!
Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:
- People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
- They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
- Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
- Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂