Perky Tweets – Sep. 7, ’09

BlogAdda's perky TweetsHave you ever imagined that the one day you will see the Indian Epics, Mahabharata and Ramayana on Facebook and Twitter? The internet as a medium has a lot of things which you would have never imagined.ย  Read Mahabharata on Facebook by Krish Ashok @ and Ramayan by Kokonad @ . You can also follow @epicretold for the chronicles of Mahabharata. Twitter has a lot of interestingness to it and our #perkytweets are one of them. Here are this week’s #perkytweets for you.

My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him #perkytweets

[at hotel] abhi naa jao chhod kar…ke BILL abhi bhara nahinnnnn…… #perkytweets

@bigfatphoenix It’s easy to be righteous when no one wants to have sex with you. #perkytweets

Did u hear about a guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody

Guy to friend: My wife’s an angel! Friend: You’re lucky.. mine’s still alive! #perkytweets

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. ๐Ÿ˜€ #perkytweets

Please don’t ring the doorbell more than once, we have to pay the for the electricity – #perkytweets

Procrastination is getting on my nerves! Let’s see if I can do it tomorrow. :-/ #perkytweets

You are a #twitteraddict if u print your twitter profile in your wedding card #perkytweets

There are some men, women would die to marry with. For everybody else, there’s Rakhi Sawant. #perkytweets………….

Never feel bad if a Telephone installer says, “So ma’am, you want it on table or against the wall” #perkytweets

I usually ignore things I don’t understand. Like how people are actually casting Himesh Reshammiya in movies. #perkytweets

#perkytweets Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell

My mommy has given me an ultimatum! Either get married or get out!!! What is the world coming to!?

CRAZIEST catchline ever. ๐Ÿ˜€ A matrimonial site banner says: “Get married, your parents did.” ROFL

The Secret behind Force India’s victory. Mallya used Kingfisher Strong instead of Kingfisher mild as a fuel this time!!

He who feels that he is too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito.

The rickshaw walla’s deck beats my rockford fosqate system.………………………………………………………………………

This is what Google Suggest had to say about Opera – “Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of dying he sings”…………………..

Misleading first lines – Let’s do it tonite at my place. Don’t forget to bring the last year’s question papers

Diff between 1st class n 2nd class Bombay local is same as the difference between talcum powder armpits and brut armpits #perkytweets

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. #perkytweets

Hope you enjoyed reading the #perkytweets. Keep tipping us and make everyone smile. You can also find some amazing tweepls here for you to follow and make friends. Do tag your tweets as #perkytweets for it to be featured in the elite list :). You never know. An unexpected goodie may come your way.

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

  • Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
  • People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
  • They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
  • Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
  • Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! ๐Ÿ™‚

Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet like so many winners have done it over so many weeks earlier :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not?

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